"So Deranged"<*lj-cut text="I wholesale my spew as an antidote to brain disease"*>
Xx Application xX
Xx NAME - Kat. Like 'Cat', but with a K!!! ALL HAIL K!!!
Xx Age - 15 :shuffles feet: I WILL EAT YOUR FACE!
Xx Fav drink- Halogenated Organic Wastes
Xx Fav horror Movie- 'IT. Harharhar, arnt clowns just adorable???
Xx fav Movie- I <3 Nightmare before christmas.
Xx Fav Actor- Eyebrow guy. You know, the guy with the eyebrows? Common! You must know eyebrow guy!
Xx Fav Cartoon (old/new)- :Cowboy bebop. All the pretty colours befuddle and discombobulate me.
Xx fav color hair dye- Purple! And when feasible, purple and green!
Xx Best feature- My eyes. They have the uncanny ability to pop out of my sockets and pursue people around.
Xx how high are ur boots- I have several. They like to eat tofu.
Xx Eyeliner? Y/N- Yes. Oh god yes.
Xx Smoke(d) Pot- (d). Alas, it has no affect on me :: irrational nonsensical laugh::
Xx fav cartoon character- Snagglepuss. Don't ya' just wanna eat his face?
Xx FAVORITE color- Black ~ as black as my heart! Mwahahahaaa!
Xx if u were the diff sex for a day...whats the first thing u would do?- eat my face.
Xx do they actually fry cats up in china?- lalalalala ::not listening:: free the kitties!!!!
Xx if u swallow a burp does it turn into a fart?- no. It poisons your brain and forces you to write in caps. LIKE THIS.
Xx Fav music genre- Rock 0_______________0
Xx Wuts the worst nightmare u had?- When President George W. Bush and Vice President Dick Cheney proposed to me. I was panic-stricken for a month. They must DIE!
Xx fave song- Roger -- System of a down.
Xx fave band/singer- *points to above*
Xx if heat rises...wouldnt hell be cold?- But then where would I warm my tootsies????
Xx Are u ok with Gay marriages?- Yes! Freedom of speach is KO! And I'll eat anyones face who contradicts me!
Xx why do u want to join?- Because the giant fluffy leprechaun told me to.
Xx you're stranded on an island and there are killer monkies on the other side of it. what do you do?- Penetrate the killer monkies and force them to acknowledge me as their new queen by constructing a strict yet fair legal system in which everyone will make sand castles with those little flags that you buy for 50 pence down at the souvenir store and then use the pointy end to stab at everyones eyeballs and then they would be blind and I would curl up into a bowl and fall asleep.
Xx favorite monster- Jackalope. Is it a rabbit? Is it an antelope? WHAT THE HELL IS IT?
Xx biggest fear- democracy.
Xx how hardcore are you?- As hardcore as some kinda chunky soup with perhaps potatoes.
Xx anything else you would like to add that could possibly be of interest-
I am a pessimistic, apathetic and midly artistic school student. I have been told that I am incessantly delirious and painfully lazy. I enjoy plotting horrendous cruelty to jerks, puns, writing comments that imply homicidal tendencies towards you, your loved ones, and everyone else you might hold dear. I love to kick puppies, eat babies, and I take particuler delight in pushing helpless crippled midgets down the stairs…
Xx NAME - Kat. Like 'Cat', but with a K!!! ALL HAIL K!!!
Xx Age - 15 :shuffles feet: I WILL EAT YOUR FACE!
Xx Fav drink- Halogenated Organic Wastes
Xx Fav horror Movie- 'IT. Harharhar, arnt clowns just adorable???
Xx fav Movie- I <3 Nightmare before christmas.
Xx Fav Actor- Eyebrow guy. You know, the guy with the eyebrows? Common! You must know eyebrow guy!
Xx Fav Cartoon (old/new)- :Cowboy bebop. All the pretty colours befuddle and discombobulate me.
Xx fav color hair dye- Purple! And when feasible, purple and green!
Xx Best feature- My eyes. They have the uncanny ability to pop out of my sockets and pursue people around.
Xx how high are ur boots- I have several. They like to eat tofu.
Xx Eyeliner? Y/N- Yes. Oh god yes.
Xx Smoke(d) Pot- (d). Alas, it has no affect on me :: irrational nonsensical laugh::
Xx fav cartoon character- Snagglepuss. Don't ya' just wanna eat his face?
Xx FAVORITE color- Black ~ as black as my heart! Mwahahahaaa!
Xx if u were the diff sex for a day...whats the first thing u would do?- eat my face.
Xx do they actually fry cats up in china?- lalalalala ::not listening:: free the kitties!!!!
Xx if u swallow a burp does it turn into a fart?- no. It poisons your brain and forces you to write in caps. LIKE THIS.
Xx Fav music genre- Rock 0_______________0
Xx Wuts the worst nightmare u had?- When President George W. Bush and Vice President Dick Cheney proposed to me. I was panic-stricken for a month. They must DIE!
Xx fave song- Roger -- System of a down.
Xx fave band/singer- *points to above*
Xx if heat rises...wouldnt hell be cold?- But then where would I warm my tootsies????
Xx Are u ok with Gay marriages?- Yes! Freedom of speach is KO! And I'll eat anyones face who contradicts me!
Xx why do u want to join?- Because the giant fluffy leprechaun told me to.
Xx you're stranded on an island and there are killer monkies on the other side of it. what do you do?- Penetrate the killer monkies and force them to acknowledge me as their new queen by constructing a strict yet fair legal system in which everyone will make sand castles with those little flags that you buy for 50 pence down at the souvenir store and then use the pointy end to stab at everyones eyeballs and then they would be blind and I would curl up into a bowl and fall asleep.
Xx favorite monster- Jackalope. Is it a rabbit? Is it an antelope? WHAT THE HELL IS IT?
Xx biggest fear- democracy.
Xx how hardcore are you?- As hardcore as some kinda chunky soup with perhaps potatoes.
Xx anything else you would like to add that could possibly be of interest-
I am a pessimistic, apathetic and midly artistic school student. I have been told that I am incessantly delirious and painfully lazy. I enjoy plotting horrendous cruelty to jerks, puns, writing comments that imply homicidal tendencies towards you, your loved ones, and everyone else you might hold dear. I love to kick puppies, eat babies, and I take particuler delight in pushing helpless crippled midgets down the stairs…