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Alright since my job is as boring as, watching PAX tv, I have alot of time to just go into my head... It's sorta scary there though so I don't like to do it much. For eight hours out of everyday I am there though. Today as I was stocking cereal for about 3 hours... I really have lost the will to try at this place so in all actuality this should of taken me about 30 min to an hour. Anyway I started to notice something while I was stocking. Almost every, let me call them root cereal has by this point in time had a spin off cereal that looks almost the same but with some sort of variation. Such as Lucky Charms has Chocolate Lucky Charms, and Frosted Mini Wheats has Maple Frosted Mini Wheats, Vanilla Creme Frosted Mini Wheats, and Strawberry Frosted Mini Wheats, Even Rice Crispies, has Cocoa Rice Krispies and newly added Berry Rice Krispies. Though all these cereals have expanded and bore themselves children, there is one who has remained constant, and that lone cereal is Fruit Loops, personally I feel Kellogs is missing out on a gold mine here. I mean yeah on occasion they add a new flavored loop to the mix... let the kids pick one, etc. I wanna know why they haven't come out with Bird Poop Loops though... I mean it's perfectly logical to make this step. I'm sure after ingesting all that fruit, he's gotta get rid of it somehow... so box that shit up and sell it. If your gonna sell sugar coated crap, might as well take the initiative to be literal about it. They could even have variations on the loop, perhaps a shitty brown and green loop, or have Tucan Sam follow his nose to the grain belt, call it the corn poop loop. Little yellow specs on it and everything.
Speaking of the following your nose thing... why is he so skilled with his nose? I think I know why... Coke, I bet that little fucker takes all his cereal money and puts it into mounds of pure colombian... I mean it wouldn't be the first drug refference in a cereal, we've got our honey smacks. Convienent I think that they get a frog to be the mascot of a cereal that not only looks but tastes like honey coated fly carcasses.
On the subject of cereal mascots, anyone ever actually taken a good look at captain crunch... that is one scary looking guy, and whats the buisness with this crunchitize me shit? Some kids are outside playing basketball, they start to feel a bit hungry and all of a sudden a ship comes out of no where, doesn't matter if these kids where in the middle of the sahara somehow a big ass ship seems to be able to sail on up about as fast as the Koolaid man can jump through a wall. Than the kids get turned into sparkles and all of a sudden there in this fucked up cartoon land eating a bowl of cereal. Alright most of this is concievable I guess... but than the captain disappears everythings back to normal and the kids are sitting there on the basketball court eating a fucking bowl of cereal... Let me ask you all, have you ever seen anyone eating cereal on a basketball court? Alright I was gonna go into Count Chocula but hell do I even need too?
Alright since where on the subject of mascots... or I am, your all probably wondering when will this end. That is if you haven't already began loading a shot gun and looking in your address books for where I live. How about the Noid though, I know you all remember the Noid. Avoid the Noid, Dominos mascot that came out about the same time Cool Spot did... Cool Spot I hear has actually found new work these days, you can see him on those Kotex commercials, as that pesky little punctuation, that seems to have a nasty habit of sneaking up on women and unknowing sentences"." So anyway the Noid... me and my fellow coworker where talking about him the other day, cause we are about as equally bored at this job. I think we've figured out why he's called the noid, because he's paranoid... I think some stoners up in Domino's advertising came up with this idea when they found out that if you smoke about 2 pounds of weed, it doesn't matter that there pizzas taste like dried out cardboard douced in motor oil when your that high you'll eat just about anything. The downside is though that your just so "noid" the whole time it's hard to finish a slice. So what Avoid the Noid actually meant, in a round about way, was avoid eating Domino's pizza cause it tastes like crap. See it all comes together so simply. Alright now that I've exhausted about 20 minutes putting this altogether, and another 10 debating if I want to delete it before I make it blatently obvious I have no life. I'm going to bed. You all have a good day, and don't forget to eat your cereal this morning.
Speaking of the following your nose thing... why is he so skilled with his nose? I think I know why... Coke, I bet that little fucker takes all his cereal money and puts it into mounds of pure colombian... I mean it wouldn't be the first drug refference in a cereal, we've got our honey smacks. Convienent I think that they get a frog to be the mascot of a cereal that not only looks but tastes like honey coated fly carcasses.
On the subject of cereal mascots, anyone ever actually taken a good look at captain crunch... that is one scary looking guy, and whats the buisness with this crunchitize me shit? Some kids are outside playing basketball, they start to feel a bit hungry and all of a sudden a ship comes out of no where, doesn't matter if these kids where in the middle of the sahara somehow a big ass ship seems to be able to sail on up about as fast as the Koolaid man can jump through a wall. Than the kids get turned into sparkles and all of a sudden there in this fucked up cartoon land eating a bowl of cereal. Alright most of this is concievable I guess... but than the captain disappears everythings back to normal and the kids are sitting there on the basketball court eating a fucking bowl of cereal... Let me ask you all, have you ever seen anyone eating cereal on a basketball court? Alright I was gonna go into Count Chocula but hell do I even need too?
Alright since where on the subject of mascots... or I am, your all probably wondering when will this end. That is if you haven't already began loading a shot gun and looking in your address books for where I live. How about the Noid though, I know you all remember the Noid. Avoid the Noid, Dominos mascot that came out about the same time Cool Spot did... Cool Spot I hear has actually found new work these days, you can see him on those Kotex commercials, as that pesky little punctuation, that seems to have a nasty habit of sneaking up on women and unknowing sentences"." So anyway the Noid... me and my fellow coworker where talking about him the other day, cause we are about as equally bored at this job. I think we've figured out why he's called the noid, because he's paranoid... I think some stoners up in Domino's advertising came up with this idea when they found out that if you smoke about 2 pounds of weed, it doesn't matter that there pizzas taste like dried out cardboard douced in motor oil when your that high you'll eat just about anything. The downside is though that your just so "noid" the whole time it's hard to finish a slice. So what Avoid the Noid actually meant, in a round about way, was avoid eating Domino's pizza cause it tastes like crap. See it all comes together so simply. Alright now that I've exhausted about 20 minutes putting this altogether, and another 10 debating if I want to delete it before I make it blatently obvious I have no life. I'm going to bed. You all have a good day, and don't forget to eat your cereal this morning.