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[redfanged]

I'm never going to Florida again, goddamnit. I'm going to be peeling for fucking weeks. Hell, forget going outside in general. I'm just staying indoors for the rest of my life.

Didn't think I'd ever be this happy to be back up north. I ever have a job that makes me move down south permanently, I'm quitting. No money in the world is worth all this sunburn.

I want a damn ice bath.