Vampire Lullbaies

[nightlovechild]

While I was teaching my mom to use this lovely thing called LiveJournal.com, I had to write something in the subject box to show her how to do it and this little warped rhythm came into my head. it was about Godric set to the Mary had a little lamb. But once looking over the real lyrics to Mary had a little lamb. I thought that this version works much much better!

So I bring to you a True Blood: Vampire Lullbaies:

Eric had a little Pam,
Little Pam, little Pam,
Eric had a little Pam,
Its fleece was white as his

Everywhere that Eric went,
Eric went, Eric went,
Everywhere that Eric went
The little Pam was sure to follow

It followed Him to hell, well we mean Dallas not much difference, one day
hell one day, hell one day
It followed Him to Hell one day
Which was very much against Pam’s wishes

It made the nest laugh and point,
Laugh and point, laugh and point,
It made the nest laugh and point
To see so much pink

And so Godric threw them out,
threw them out, threw them out,
And so Godric threw them out,
So, all the nest mates sit and pout

"Why does Godric love the little Pam so?"
Love the little Pam so? Love the little Pam so?
"Why does Godric love her so?"
The nest children cried

"Why, Eric loves the little Pam, you know. So, Godric loves Eric loves Pam…
By association, Godric loves the little Pam”
Loves the little Pam, you know, loves the little Pam, you know
"Why, Godric and Eric loves the little Pam, you know. So we’re stuck on our asses.”
The vampire bill did replied.

(Side-note: I own NOTHING!! I mades no monies! I has nothing but my evil brain, but you can't haz that!! *runs away*)