Life Goes on for All...
Well guys,
I bet some of you are wondering what happened at my cousin's wedding....so here's the details.
I went, I was nice, I saw, I judged, I left...
Ok, I won't be that vague. I arrived about ten minutes early and was seated in the second row from the front. I sat on the end, just in case some unseen thing was to happen and I could make a quick get-away! So, the service started. Jenny kept looking in the mirror on the wall and I SWEAR she was looking at me to see what I would do! So, I finally stuck my tounge out at her, I guess she really was looking at me bc after that, she never once looked in the mirror again. So the service goes on and on and on...oh wait, do I hear snoring?? Yep, my Uncle Keith fell asleep right in the middle of the vows!! It was hilarious! I couldn't help but chuckel a little. So, after forty minutes of this Methodist preacher rambling on and on and on, in a monotone voice, the service is finally over. We are escorted from our seats to the cake "area." We were among the first to get there and I'll be damned, we missed the whole thing. I can't tell you if they ate the cake or just looked at it, or what. The next thing I know, they are having their first dance and we are sitting talking and eating cake! Things were really rushed, the whole 9 yards barely lasted over an hour and they were gone...oh wait, they came back!?? WTF?? They left, I saw them get in the limo, drive off, and the next thing I know here they come?!! So, all in all, this was a learning experience!
You guys would have been SOOOO proud of me! I didn't call her a bitch or say anything negative to or about her!
So, there's my short recap of the "event."
Enjoy!
I bet some of you are wondering what happened at my cousin's wedding....so here's the details.
I went, I was nice, I saw, I judged, I left...
Ok, I won't be that vague. I arrived about ten minutes early and was seated in the second row from the front. I sat on the end, just in case some unseen thing was to happen and I could make a quick get-away! So, the service started. Jenny kept looking in the mirror on the wall and I SWEAR she was looking at me to see what I would do! So, I finally stuck my tounge out at her, I guess she really was looking at me bc after that, she never once looked in the mirror again. So the service goes on and on and on...oh wait, do I hear snoring?? Yep, my Uncle Keith fell asleep right in the middle of the vows!! It was hilarious! I couldn't help but chuckel a little. So, after forty minutes of this Methodist preacher rambling on and on and on, in a monotone voice, the service is finally over. We are escorted from our seats to the cake "area." We were among the first to get there and I'll be damned, we missed the whole thing. I can't tell you if they ate the cake or just looked at it, or what. The next thing I know, they are having their first dance and we are sitting talking and eating cake! Things were really rushed, the whole 9 yards barely lasted over an hour and they were gone...oh wait, they came back!?? WTF?? They left, I saw them get in the limo, drive off, and the next thing I know here they come?!! So, all in all, this was a learning experience!
You guys would have been SOOOO proud of me! I didn't call her a bitch or say anything negative to or about her!
So, there's my short recap of the "event."
Enjoy!