ha.
it's pretty amazing and slightly humorous that people i've never met nor spoken to in my entire life wish me dead. you'd think i'd have to actually do something terrible, like, i don't know, happily dip puppies in a vat of sulfuric acid, or something.
apparently my very existance seems to be sufficient enough, these days.
finally!!!!!!
(this is me as illustrated by my brother)
ladies, keep your boyfriendzzz locked away from me, because i have ill intentions of ackwardly waving to them in social encounters, hardly calling them ever, and in the rare situations where we do hang out--most of our conversations will be about you, boys i'm interested in, and music/movies we like.
really, it's a wonder how i sleep at night.
apparently my very existance seems to be sufficient enough, these days.
finally!!!!!!
(this is me as illustrated by my brother)
ladies, keep your boyfriendzzz locked away from me, because i have ill intentions of ackwardly waving to them in social encounters, hardly calling them ever, and in the rare situations where we do hang out--most of our conversations will be about you, boys i'm interested in, and music/movies we like.
really, it's a wonder how i sleep at night.