because i can't sleep. now or ever.
list-making helps me sleep and have a false sense of being productive all at once.
i would like to cuddle with:
malvina reynolds.
einmotherfuckingstein.
julia child.
people who are my husband:
dustin hoffman in the graduate.
brian eno.
anais nin.
andrew mccarthy.
those ones that i would like to eat alive:
the westboro baptist church.
rachel ray.
my favorite mustaches:
dali's, duh.
alex trebek's, however i am still bitter he shaved it.
fu manchu.
things that frighten me:
vintage recipies.
murky water.
the last part of "apocolypse now", when he whispers "the horror...the horror."
dirty confessions:
i really like physics and quantum physics. a lot.
i'm terrified of getting married.
as much as I love Catcher in the Rye, as I get older, I sometimes wish I had known Holden Caulfield in real-life, (had he been a real character) so I could tell him to stop whining. I'm not going to feel sorry for him anymore, and I don't care if he was or was not trying to be poetic, he knew damn well where the ducks went in the fucking winter.
goodnight.
i would like to cuddle with:
malvina reynolds.
einmotherfuckingstein.
julia child.
people who are my husband:
dustin hoffman in the graduate.
brian eno.
anais nin.
andrew mccarthy.
those ones that i would like to eat alive:
the westboro baptist church.
rachel ray.
my favorite mustaches:
dali's, duh.
alex trebek's, however i am still bitter he shaved it.
fu manchu.
things that frighten me:
vintage recipies.
murky water.
the last part of "apocolypse now", when he whispers "the horror...the horror."
dirty confessions:
i really like physics and quantum physics. a lot.
i'm terrified of getting married.
as much as I love Catcher in the Rye, as I get older, I sometimes wish I had known Holden Caulfield in real-life, (had he been a real character) so I could tell him to stop whining. I'm not going to feel sorry for him anymore, and I don't care if he was or was not trying to be poetic, he knew damn well where the ducks went in the fucking winter.
goodnight.