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1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?
k-fed. popoKABOW.
2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be?
rush.
3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
this woman, simply to see if my fist would bounce back.
4. What is the best kind of cheese?
brie.
5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What does your dream-sandwich consist of, and does it contain the aforementioned cheese?
baby salad sandwich on a croissant.
6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie-celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex.
elijah wood. lou pucci? dustin hoffman in the graduate years.
7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Same rules as above. Who is it?
syd barrett, pre-mortum, i'd say about the late 60's barrett.
8. You seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy shit, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it? save it for my motherfucking car.
9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
madrid. buenas noches, luna!
10. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Shit! Now that you are in the new location, where are you gonna go to spend that?
go to a currency exchange.
11. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. "Be brand-specific."
mint-chocolate bailey's.
12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go to any time in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there? a grecian isle in the nineteen sixties, where i will make love to syd barrett in the white sand. yes.
13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
no clothes. ever.
14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what's the premise?
apparently a show about nothing has already been done. i'm all out of ideas.
15. What is your favorite expletive?
seinfeld and expletives make me think of michael richards, and how sad i am about the whole ordeal. : (
16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
i don't know, i'm shy, i let the mummies make the first move. (bill clinton?)
17. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don't worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what's the one thing you're going to save from that blazing inferno?
i thought about that recently, and i honestly have nothing worth saving. maybe my guitar. maybe old jourals. meh.
18. The Angel Of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel Of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?
tell people I love them, have a nice glass of merlot while watching the aurora borealis.
19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice!
flying/teleporting, duh.
20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
childhood in the hot springs and the mountains of california.
21. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? (the answer "nothing" doesn't count)
masturbating in kindergarden class. repeatedly. sorry mom!
22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit... you can move to anywhere else in the world! Bitchin'! What country are you going to live in now?
ireland, france, new zealand, who knows. anywhere. everywhere. (who says "bitchin" anymore, if ever?)
23. Hopefully you didn't mention this in the super-powers question.... If you did, then we'll just expand on that. Check it out... Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!!
big deal. i already know how to fly.
24. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier have given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which late celebrity will you bring back to life?
oscar wilde, of course.
26. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have finally opened, much to your surprise because you didn't think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world.
nana.
27. What's your theme song?
"girl from ipanema" or pet shop boy's rendition of "always on my mind"
k-fed. popoKABOW.
2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be?
rush.
3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
this woman, simply to see if my fist would bounce back.
4. What is the best kind of cheese?
brie.
5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What does your dream-sandwich consist of, and does it contain the aforementioned cheese?
baby salad sandwich on a croissant.
6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie-celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex.
elijah wood. lou pucci? dustin hoffman in the graduate years.
7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Same rules as above. Who is it?
syd barrett, pre-mortum, i'd say about the late 60's barrett.
8. You seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy shit, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it? save it for my motherfucking car.
9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
madrid. buenas noches, luna!
10. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Shit! Now that you are in the new location, where are you gonna go to spend that?
go to a currency exchange.
11. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. "Be brand-specific."
mint-chocolate bailey's.
12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go to any time in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there? a grecian isle in the nineteen sixties, where i will make love to syd barrett in the white sand. yes.
13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
no clothes. ever.
14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what's the premise?
apparently a show about nothing has already been done. i'm all out of ideas.
15. What is your favorite expletive?
seinfeld and expletives make me think of michael richards, and how sad i am about the whole ordeal. : (
16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
i don't know, i'm shy, i let the mummies make the first move. (bill clinton?)
17. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don't worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what's the one thing you're going to save from that blazing inferno?
i thought about that recently, and i honestly have nothing worth saving. maybe my guitar. maybe old jourals. meh.
18. The Angel Of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel Of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?
tell people I love them, have a nice glass of merlot while watching the aurora borealis.
19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice!
flying/teleporting, duh.
20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
childhood in the hot springs and the mountains of california.
21. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? (the answer "nothing" doesn't count)
masturbating in kindergarden class. repeatedly. sorry mom!
22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit... you can move to anywhere else in the world! Bitchin'! What country are you going to live in now?
ireland, france, new zealand, who knows. anywhere. everywhere. (who says "bitchin" anymore, if ever?)
23. Hopefully you didn't mention this in the super-powers question.... If you did, then we'll just expand on that. Check it out... Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!!
big deal. i already know how to fly.
24. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier have given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which late celebrity will you bring back to life?
oscar wilde, of course.
26. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have finally opened, much to your surprise because you didn't think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world.
nana.
27. What's your theme song?
"girl from ipanema" or pet shop boy's rendition of "always on my mind"