Party Down Season One - Part One
Part One
This took FOREVER to put together and was so huge I had to cut it into two parts because the page wouldn't even load. It still takes a bit to load so dial-up users beware. But I'll shut it and let you get to it. Enjoy!
"Willow Canyon Homeowners Annual Party"
Casey: Oh, you're going for your own look.
Henry: Yeah, I thought I'd go for the helpful, gay pirate kinda thing.
Casey: You don't look helpful.
Ron: Actually, I learned this at the sensitivity seminar that we do not use that word, Okay? I mean, I'm not but we don't know who may be...
Henry: A pirate?
Casey: Helpful?
"California College Conservative Union Caucus"
"Pepper McMasters Singles Seminar"
Henry: I don't know what I'm looking at here, Ron.
Ron: Do you remember my party buddy, Kevin Kethcart? That's where his foot used to be.
Henry: Pot made his foot fall off?
Ron: No, he became an alcoholic and mixed Gin and Percocet on his way to work. He crashed the company van into a tree and lost his foot.
Henry: Where does the pot fit in?
Ron: He smoked a lot of pot!
Constance: That's a leg?!
Ron: Made footless. By pot.
"Investors Dinner"
Henry: I’ve never heard this fable.
Casey: Are you serious? Ah okay so,stranger rides in to town and he says “Hey, can I get one of these pancakes everybody’s raving about?” So she makes him one and he eats it. He says, “That’s good…a decent pancake. Not like the best I’ve ever had or anything.”
Casey: Right. So she makes him another one and then another, and another. She makes him like, a whole bunch of pancakes and he’s full and he says to her, “Listen I have to admit, that actually was one EPIC pancake.” So she cuts him off. See, the thing is the first pancake she made for him was epic. He was just messing with her mind, man. He was tricking her into putting out pancakes…which is hilarious, I think, because, really the pancake lady, she was just tossing him that first one as a sympathy pancake anyway so…
Henry: Well, the pancake lady sounds like a whore.
"Sin Say Shun Awards After Party"
Part two HERE.
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