best story ever.

[nightice]

So, there's this princess. but not just any princess. she's the most beautiful princess in the world ...and she knew it. so one day, the uglist woman in the world decided to show her a lesson...so she kicked the princess into a lake. but the princess couldn't swim! So the ugly woman (who wasn't terribly ugly so she wasn't terrbily evil) swam in and saved the princess. What a woman! And they all lived happily ever after...the end.

- Richard Pettypiece, translated from broken spanish on his final spanish exam.