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Wha ha ha ha! No one can stop me and my precious hurricane!"
"Mr. President. I'm afraid that Rita is more powerful than we thought."
"o rly? How so?"
"It appears she has powered herself up to a catagory five and is proceeding to take over the lower region of the united states."
"Ha ha ha ha! Soon the Unites States shall belong to me!"
"..."
"Mr President?..."
"Send in the Power Rangers"
*Power Rangers Theme*
"Good luck, Rangers"
"What?! The Power Rangers?!"
Red Ranger: "Alright guys! Let's stop this witch!"
Rest: "Right!"
"You won't beat me and my hurricane!"
"Hurricane?"
"WTF?"
"Use your Dragonzord!!"
"I likes Dragonzord."
"ROOOOOOAAARRRRZZZ!!!!11one!1"
"Oh noes!"
"Mr. President I believe we are winning!"
"I can't watch!!!"
"Ha Ha, Dragonzord is no match for my Category 5 Hurricane!"
"I believe in you, Power Rangers."
"R-ROARZ! Dragonzord can't take anymore!"
"Shall we evacuate the Gulf Coast Mr. President?"
"No. No. Wait until the Power Rangers unleash their weapons of mass destruction."
"But sir, wouldn't that still cost us thousands of lives?"
"Boy I'll tell ya that pink one, aint she a cutey?"
"Ready to give up the United states to me?!?"
"..."
"Well, are you?"
"..."
"...???"
"..."
"...???!!!"
"..."
"...?!?!?!!!"
Cheney: "No."
"NO!!!"
"Only I can sentence the citizens of Texas to death."
"Send all available troops to the Gulf Coast immediately to assist the Power Rangers."
"Sir, everyone's fighting Iraq right now."
"Boy I'll tell ya that pink one, aint she a cutey?"
Red Ranger: "Crap, we're all doomed"
"Sergent, lik, what's the status?"
Sergent: "Seems like the hurricane is approaching. The Power Rangers deployed their Megazord by the coast, sir."
"Oh Snapz! Megaz0rz Go!!!"
"Sir, is the Megazord enuff?"
"You underes...under-est...und...undesti...condemn teh Power Ranj0rz? You sir are stripped of your rank!"
Red Ranger: "Alright guys. Let's tame this hurricane!"
"Not so fast, Rangers! Goldar! Go and protect my hurricane!"
"I like gooooooooooooold."
*Who0o0o0o0o0o0o0osh*
"May god save America...!"
Tiger Woods: "y hullo Mr. Pres. Wana gawlf? lolololo"
"HECKS YEAH!"
Bush: "g2g brb"
"...eff?"
All: "The president is LEAVING?"
"George Bush doesn't care about Black Rangers!"
hmm...guess it's up to me."
"Hecko, Cali?"
Later that day...
All in Megazord: "Who the heck?!"
"yaa, zee whit housse cawled mee. Look liek yoo Powaa Rawingaz neeed heckp."
"Hasta La Vista, Rita!"