OK, I really must be premenstrual, because my reaction to the first item on
http://health.yahoo.net/experts/eatthis/scariest-new-restaurant-foods of so-called scary meals was not "OMG, heart attack" but rather "OMG, I WANT ONE NOW."
(Whoever wrote that article has clearly never tasted the fried-carbohydrate amazingness that is a french-fry po'boy.)