Dear Santa...

[nightfall_0]

Taken from
vespertila


Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Thursday I bought porn for
vespertila (-10 points). In February I caught a purse-snatcher who stole
greeneyelove 's purse (30 points). Last Saturday I put money in
jen_in_japan 's expired parking meter (14 points). In April I gave
pinkappuccino a Dutch Oven (-10 points). In March I pushed
bradygirl_12 in the mud (-17 points).

Overall, I've been nice (7 points). For Christmas I deserve a new dolly!

Sincerely,
Nightfall_0

Well, I prefered a new action figure, but anyway...
One thing was kinda strange. In any letter I got Vespertila, I bought her some porn:P What's that, twin? An advice? :D