(no subject)
Firstly, yes, I'm still alive. Please, nobody from the Manor is to tell me that they're relieved, I simply don't see why you should be. Great, the undead continues to suffer. Not that I'm not going to burn after this, but...
Oh, and speaking of Hell, happy Satan's Birthday for yesterday. The 6th of the 6th, '06. I suppose Master's amused and Integra's probably just getting irate at my morbidity.
Oh, and by the way, mission complete. I killed them all. Except a werewolf-cub who's clinging to me and trying to kill me with feeble little claws, sobbing insanely. I want to keep him, a few days with a silver-plated collar to stop him ripping out of it should do. And then I'll set him up a place in the Manor. And that will be another addition to the Protestant Knights' unholy menagerie. So far, The No-Life-King, a high-power Midian Queene, a biotechnologically grafted Angel Of Death, a paradoxical Nazi Felinuthrope, and now a full-blooded Mountain Lycanthrope. I suppose you must feel out of place, though your name suits it all... Sir Integral Wingates Fairbrook Hellsing.
I don't have the energy for this, I have a werewolf to deal with. Look, I'm just going to bulk this out with significant tests, okay? Then I'm setting up somewhere for this little cub to sleep, and then I'll sleep. I... Pip is quiet again. I don't like it.
Ganga
You scored 44 intellect, 25 prosperity, 17 sexuality, and 80 goodness!
Ganga's outstanding quality is that she is good. She is a river goddess - the goddess personified by the largest river in India, in fact. When the people of the world were left without water (long story why) she agreed to fall to earth as a great river, her impact softened by the hair of the god Shiva, to save humankind. Now the river she is said to inhabit is the most revered in India.
My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 10% on intellect
You scored higher than 50% on prosperity
You scored higher than 16% on sexuality
You scored higher than 99% on goodness
Link: The Which Hindu Goddess Are You? Test written by mirchini on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test
I needed some lightheartedness.
But ohgod, I'm some bloody do-gooder? That's simply not right.
Transparency
4% Good, 2% Evil, 5% Neutral
Your intentions are mixed, as are your feelings. You will either continue being a shadow, or you will shine with good, or evil
My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 50% on Good
You scored higher than 40% on Evil
You scored higher than 50% on Neutral
Link: The Good or Evil Test written by Coldatheart on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test
HEY, I'm boring! Hmph.
Maybe a spanking
You scored 64 submission!
You are somewhat submissive. You are probably interested in exploring D/s relationships but may have limited experience.
My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 70% on submission
Link: The Female Submissive Test written by tarnsman on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test
Right.............. that's odd........
Ripped.
You scored 16 drunk points!
You're a total ripper! You're sloppy, you're incoherent, you're hitting on everything, and probably getting violent. However, you're not without your charm. You're the one everyone wants to go out with, if anything, just to see what you're gonna do next. If you get this score, you just might be a musician too.
My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 95% on drunk points
Link: The what kind of drunk are you Test written by KateTheTank on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test
Hmm... Not that I quite remember, but there was that time, with Master being DJ in one club, and... hmm........... Ah, I remember... *blush* So much horny in one room. My god, I've no idea how far I went...
Resistance
You scored 135 Courage, 0 Collaboration, 0 Passive Perp, and 0 Perpetration!
Your test results indicate that you would have been in the resistance, which makes you very brave and quite possibly very dead. Resistance movements were a phenomenon peculiar to World War II Europe. Resistance members exhibited a foolhardy courage and idealism that exceeded even that of most rescuers. They were at maximum risk because they took an active role in fighting against the Nazi government. Resistance cells were active throughout the continent. Some of the more famous ones were the French Resistance, the German White Rose, and the plot to assassinate Hitler led by Claus von Stauffenberg and Ludwig Beck. Noted Stauffenberg, "Any revolt against the state and its leaders is no business of the irresponsible mass of the people and should not therefore even be discussed in too wide a circle. If the use of force against one's own state is unavoidable, it must be confined to men conscious of their responsiblities and, even more important, capable of meeting them."
My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 71% on Courage
You scored higher than 0% on Collaboration
You scored higher than 0% on Passive Perp
You scored higher than 0% on Perpetration
Link: The Genocide Test written by quantact on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test
Wow. Surprised.
way out there!
Congratulations! You scored 93!
WOW! EVEN IF THE PEOPLE WERE BLINDFOLDED THEY WOULD KNOW THERE WAS A HOMO IN THE ROOM! :) CONGRATULATIONS! I FEEL SO PROUD! WHY DID YOU EVEN TAKE THIS TEST IF YOU AND ALL THE PEOPLE KNOW YOU ARE! :) WELL THEN! GOOD LUCK AND HAVE FUN! BE A RECRUITER! CHEERS! :)
My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 94% on closetpoints
Link: The are you in the closet Test written by darkdisease99 on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test
*terror**coughcough* O.O
*dies* Really?
Feline Acolyte
100% Cattitude, 46% Catendencies
You think like a cat, you move like a cat...you're almost there. So what's missing? There are still certain vestiges of humanity within you, unconscious modes of behaviour that belong to the inferior human world. Divest yourself of them, and your body will follow to the glorious feline realm your mind has already entered.
My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 97% on Cattitude
You scored higher than 12% on Catendencies
Link: The Feline Incarnation Test written by Velorien on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test
Mya~?!?!?! Argh. *twitch*
The Germinator
Congratulations! You scored 73 German Points!
Ooh, you probably speak German, know a few Germans in person, and have spent some time in the Country. You are quite likely to actually be German, or at least, European. You like tidiness, and quite possibly recycle your rubbish. If you don't yet, then you should. If you are not a German then rest assured that you are still quite Germanic. Wether you like it or not, any more German-ness, and you'd qualify as a Weirdo Germano. Phew, lucky you missed that honour. I like you, big up yourself!
My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 91% on German points
Link: The how German are you Test written by MrTrouble on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test
Well I........ Gggggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. SHE was German. Zorin. Gr.
Pure as Driven Snow
You are 96% pure!
My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 97% on purity
Link: The 100 Point Sexual Purity Test written by ocicat on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test
Geh? Eheheh? Ummmm? *hides*
......
Nothing to say.
Oh, and speaking of Hell, happy Satan's Birthday for yesterday. The 6th of the 6th, '06. I suppose Master's amused and Integra's probably just getting irate at my morbidity.
Oh, and by the way, mission complete. I killed them all. Except a werewolf-cub who's clinging to me and trying to kill me with feeble little claws, sobbing insanely. I want to keep him, a few days with a silver-plated collar to stop him ripping out of it should do. And then I'll set him up a place in the Manor. And that will be another addition to the Protestant Knights' unholy menagerie. So far, The No-Life-King, a high-power Midian Queene, a biotechnologically grafted Angel Of Death, a paradoxical Nazi Felinuthrope, and now a full-blooded Mountain Lycanthrope. I suppose you must feel out of place, though your name suits it all... Sir Integral Wingates Fairbrook Hellsing.
I don't have the energy for this, I have a werewolf to deal with. Look, I'm just going to bulk this out with significant tests, okay? Then I'm setting up somewhere for this little cub to sleep, and then I'll sleep. I... Pip is quiet again. I don't like it.
Ganga
You scored 44 intellect, 25 prosperity, 17 sexuality, and 80 goodness!
Ganga's outstanding quality is that she is good. She is a river goddess - the goddess personified by the largest river in India, in fact. When the people of the world were left without water (long story why) she agreed to fall to earth as a great river, her impact softened by the hair of the god Shiva, to save humankind. Now the river she is said to inhabit is the most revered in India.
My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 10% on intellect
You scored higher than 50% on prosperity
You scored higher than 16% on sexuality
You scored higher than 99% on goodness
Link: The Which Hindu Goddess Are You? Test written by mirchini on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test
I needed some lightheartedness.
But ohgod, I'm some bloody do-gooder? That's simply not right.
Transparency
4% Good, 2% Evil, 5% Neutral
Your intentions are mixed, as are your feelings. You will either continue being a shadow, or you will shine with good, or evil
My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 50% on Good
You scored higher than 40% on Evil
You scored higher than 50% on Neutral
Link: The Good or Evil Test written by Coldatheart on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test
HEY, I'm boring! Hmph.
Maybe a spanking
You scored 64 submission!
You are somewhat submissive. You are probably interested in exploring D/s relationships but may have limited experience.
My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 70% on submission
Link: The Female Submissive Test written by tarnsman on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test
Right.............. that's odd........
Ripped.
You scored 16 drunk points!
You're a total ripper! You're sloppy, you're incoherent, you're hitting on everything, and probably getting violent. However, you're not without your charm. You're the one everyone wants to go out with, if anything, just to see what you're gonna do next. If you get this score, you just might be a musician too.
My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 95% on drunk points
Link: The what kind of drunk are you Test written by KateTheTank on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test
Hmm... Not that I quite remember, but there was that time, with Master being DJ in one club, and... hmm........... Ah, I remember... *blush* So much horny in one room. My god, I've no idea how far I went...
Resistance
You scored 135 Courage, 0 Collaboration, 0 Passive Perp, and 0 Perpetration!
Your test results indicate that you would have been in the resistance, which makes you very brave and quite possibly very dead. Resistance movements were a phenomenon peculiar to World War II Europe. Resistance members exhibited a foolhardy courage and idealism that exceeded even that of most rescuers. They were at maximum risk because they took an active role in fighting against the Nazi government. Resistance cells were active throughout the continent. Some of the more famous ones were the French Resistance, the German White Rose, and the plot to assassinate Hitler led by Claus von Stauffenberg and Ludwig Beck. Noted Stauffenberg, "Any revolt against the state and its leaders is no business of the irresponsible mass of the people and should not therefore even be discussed in too wide a circle. If the use of force against one's own state is unavoidable, it must be confined to men conscious of their responsiblities and, even more important, capable of meeting them."
My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 71% on Courage
You scored higher than 0% on Collaboration
You scored higher than 0% on Passive Perp
You scored higher than 0% on Perpetration
Link: The Genocide Test written by quantact on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test
Wow. Surprised.
way out there!
Congratulations! You scored 93!
WOW! EVEN IF THE PEOPLE WERE BLINDFOLDED THEY WOULD KNOW THERE WAS A HOMO IN THE ROOM! :) CONGRATULATIONS! I FEEL SO PROUD! WHY DID YOU EVEN TAKE THIS TEST IF YOU AND ALL THE PEOPLE KNOW YOU ARE! :) WELL THEN! GOOD LUCK AND HAVE FUN! BE A RECRUITER! CHEERS! :)
My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 94% on closetpoints
Link: The are you in the closet Test written by darkdisease99 on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test
*terror**coughcough* O.O
*dies* Really?
Feline Acolyte
100% Cattitude, 46% Catendencies
You think like a cat, you move like a cat...you're almost there. So what's missing? There are still certain vestiges of humanity within you, unconscious modes of behaviour that belong to the inferior human world. Divest yourself of them, and your body will follow to the glorious feline realm your mind has already entered.
My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 97% on Cattitude
You scored higher than 12% on Catendencies
Link: The Feline Incarnation Test written by Velorien on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test
Mya~?!?!?! Argh. *twitch*
The Germinator
Congratulations! You scored 73 German Points!
Ooh, you probably speak German, know a few Germans in person, and have spent some time in the Country. You are quite likely to actually be German, or at least, European. You like tidiness, and quite possibly recycle your rubbish. If you don't yet, then you should. If you are not a German then rest assured that you are still quite Germanic. Wether you like it or not, any more German-ness, and you'd qualify as a Weirdo Germano. Phew, lucky you missed that honour. I like you, big up yourself!
My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 91% on German points
Link: The how German are you Test written by MrTrouble on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test
Well I........ Gggggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. SHE was German. Zorin. Gr.
Pure as Driven Snow
You are 96% pure!
My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 97% on purity
Link: The 100 Point Sexual Purity Test written by ocicat on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test
Geh? Eheheh? Ummmm? *hides*
......
Nothing to say.