(IC of course)
Go here, don't ask why.
[http://niko-niko.net/okashi/] It's called "Move along, nothing to see, nothing to see..."
Also, eheh... I REALLY WASN'T KIDDING BEFORE!!!
I SWEAR she hits on me. But come on, it's the chest, right? Everybody always hits on the chest. Looks at the chest. Smiles at the chest. Talks to the chest. Talks ABOUT the chest when they forget I can hear through the walls. OH GOD BUT I DON'T WANT THEM CHOPPED OFF!!!!!!!!!!! ARGH I just want to be able to have a conversation with someone where they look me square in the eye instead of attempting to look me square in the nipple! Ugh. Bloody hell. I really don't like it.
And you know what else I don't like? These new recruits that're filtering in. They're ignorant jerks. Argh.
Rookseye doesn't seem to like them either, heheheh. You should see what he did to that new rookie Daniels.
I suppose I should tell the story (ohGOD I hope Integra doesn't find this, she doesn't know about this!).
Well. Hmm, we were training up a new recruit, that's Daniels, and we'd gotten a call for a rather major mission. He'd already totally freaked out and tried to kill me when he got the whole "Behold, your enemy; the vampire." and I'd (well, we'd, mostly Pip) grinned lightly and lifted a hand.
"Hi!" we said. And he stared and suddenly shouted "Why isn't anybody trying to kill the f***ing thing?!" and grabbed a gun and lunged at me. I swung him around nice and smooth, not a scratch, bruise, nothing, and let him go, and he turned around and went for me again.
"Cool your jets, you twat." I said. "Note firstly that you're the only one that moved, note secondly I did not transform, snarl, lunge, or even frown, and also, NOTE THAT YOU HAVE NO AMMO!"
I threw him up into the air, caught him by the collar of his shirt, and held him up for struggling swearing kicking inspection. He swung back and forth, writhing and calling out any insult he could think of.
"Shut up, idiot. If you'd done that on a mission WE'D ALL BE DEAD!" I tapped him on the top of the head and dropped him. He glared at me and spat the word "Bitch," out rather sullenly, but I helped him up anyway. He dusted himself off, glaring at me, and made a point of wiping the hand I'd grabbed to pull him onto his feet.
I sneered. "Ah, well bollocks to you then until you learn to thank people instead of treating them like crap." (Walter says at this point my eyes were glowing.)I stared at him angrily
He snorted. "Well you aren't a person are you? You're a monster, a thing. Vampire."
(Walter says I blushed angrily and hot-pink at this point, but ever since the Doc got his hands on him I've been suspicious of him.)
Uh, have to go, finish writing up the recount later.
P.S.
OMG TEGRA IS SO HOT!! LIKE, EVEN IN A SUIT HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE!!!???
[http://niko-niko.net/okashi/] It's called "Move along, nothing to see, nothing to see..."
Also, eheh... I REALLY WASN'T KIDDING BEFORE!!!
I SWEAR she hits on me. But come on, it's the chest, right? Everybody always hits on the chest. Looks at the chest. Smiles at the chest. Talks to the chest. Talks ABOUT the chest when they forget I can hear through the walls. OH GOD BUT I DON'T WANT THEM CHOPPED OFF!!!!!!!!!!! ARGH I just want to be able to have a conversation with someone where they look me square in the eye instead of attempting to look me square in the nipple! Ugh. Bloody hell. I really don't like it.
And you know what else I don't like? These new recruits that're filtering in. They're ignorant jerks. Argh.
Rookseye doesn't seem to like them either, heheheh. You should see what he did to that new rookie Daniels.
I suppose I should tell the story (ohGOD I hope Integra doesn't find this, she doesn't know about this!).
Well. Hmm, we were training up a new recruit, that's Daniels, and we'd gotten a call for a rather major mission. He'd already totally freaked out and tried to kill me when he got the whole "Behold, your enemy; the vampire." and I'd (well, we'd, mostly Pip) grinned lightly and lifted a hand.
"Hi!" we said. And he stared and suddenly shouted "Why isn't anybody trying to kill the f***ing thing?!" and grabbed a gun and lunged at me. I swung him around nice and smooth, not a scratch, bruise, nothing, and let him go, and he turned around and went for me again.
"Cool your jets, you twat." I said. "Note firstly that you're the only one that moved, note secondly I did not transform, snarl, lunge, or even frown, and also, NOTE THAT YOU HAVE NO AMMO!"
I threw him up into the air, caught him by the collar of his shirt, and held him up for struggling swearing kicking inspection. He swung back and forth, writhing and calling out any insult he could think of.
"Shut up, idiot. If you'd done that on a mission WE'D ALL BE DEAD!" I tapped him on the top of the head and dropped him. He glared at me and spat the word "Bitch," out rather sullenly, but I helped him up anyway. He dusted himself off, glaring at me, and made a point of wiping the hand I'd grabbed to pull him onto his feet.
I sneered. "Ah, well bollocks to you then until you learn to thank people instead of treating them like crap." (Walter says at this point my eyes were glowing.)I stared at him angrily
He snorted. "Well you aren't a person are you? You're a monster, a thing. Vampire."
(Walter says I blushed angrily and hot-pink at this point, but ever since the Doc got his hands on him I've been suspicious of him.)
Uh, have to go, finish writing up the recount later.
P.S.
OMG TEGRA IS SO HOT!! LIKE, EVEN IN A SUIT HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE!!!???