My Book Is Out!

Oct 05, 2011 21:52

This is just a shameless plug for my book which released this week ( Read more... )

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handleschmandle October 11 2011, 19:18:58 UTC
*doin' a jig for ten minutes straight*

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nightcircle October 12 2011, 14:54:10 UTC
ARE YOUR LEGS TIRED YET? WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU STOPPED JIGGING THREE DAYS AGO! DUDE!

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MY LEGS ARE TIRED BUT I TOADALLY DID IT! handleschmandle October 12 2011, 18:19:53 UTC
I can't believe it's in download format. WHAT KIND OF SPACE AGED TECHNOLOGY IS THAT?!

By the way:

"CONTENT WARNING: Vulgar language, some sexual situations"

Oooooo, gurrrrllllll.....you dirty. VULGAR LANGUAGES EVEN?! Hold on.....Mammy done up my corset too tight for this!

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Re: MY LEGS ARE TIRED BUT I TOADALLY DID IT! nightcircle October 12 2011, 19:20:11 UTC
Yeah, I use the word "Fuck" a lot I think. And Murphy and Stanzie TOTALLY get it on a couple/three times. LMFAO! Murphy looks like Stu BTW. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!

The fun part is the first time Stanzie and Murphy (read Stu) have sex, Stanzie totally fakes orgasm to make him stop. But he gets her back for that later in the book!

Is your corset still too tight? Are you able to breathe?

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:-o handleschmandle October 12 2011, 21:19:09 UTC
I don't think I can handle all that. THEY'RE "DOING IT" IN THAT BOOK?! WHAT!

Fakes an orgasm?! That's a lot of dramatics just to get him to stop. *LMAO*

My corset is tight and I'm in need of it loosened! (But not by Murphy because he's clearly a perv!)

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handleschmandle October 12 2011, 22:31:50 UTC
By the way, I didn't want you to think I was laughing at your book with the faked orgasm, but I pictured a very dramaticalous orgasm with windmilling arms and chimpanzee screams. (That's how people look, right, when they have one? I have no idea because I am a pure person.)

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nightcircle October 13 2011, 01:26:05 UTC
That would have been VERY dramatical if she faked it like that but, alas, I haven't got your vivid (although innocent and pure) imagination so lamentably you will not find the phrase "chimpanzee screams" anywhere in my book.

Whatever Stanzie did to fake it, didn't convince Murphy because he made sure she had a real one a couple days later and then was all triumphant about it. He's not a perv, just a bastard sometimes. LMFAO!

Also, in between all the heaving bosoms and twisted sheets, is an actual plot and story. I would say Stanzie and Murphy spend approximately 2% of the book time in bed together and half of that would be sleeping. It's a paranormal romance not a spank book, dude! (Not that you would know what one of those were OF COURSE!) LMFAO!

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handleschmandle October 13 2011, 19:10:34 UTC
I have no idea what a spank book is..... I guess I'll have to buy at least twelve of those so that I can do some research.

I can't download your pooblished novel right now due to my dial-up and I don't want to do it at work, dude. :( I did read the first part on that website though and didn't read any heaving bosom/twisted sheet stuff, but did read a great beginning to a novel! I think it's awesome that you've been pooblished!

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nightcircle October 13 2011, 21:50:03 UTC
Damn dial-up! If you had a laptop with a modem, you could have been all swanky fancy pants and gone to your local Starbucks and hooked into their free wireless to get it.

You'll just have to fill in the sezzy blanks with your vivid (yet pure and innocent) imagination! But then again, with your upcoming spank book research, you will probably find it hard to pull out and do other things. ;)

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