Deep Tissue Issues

Sep 29, 2007 09:22

Well, Kristen and I went to Massage Envy yesterday and got massages. I had had one supposedly deep tissue massage at the Houstonian in May for Admin Day but it didn't feel deep to me. I was expecting to be sore the next day and be congested,etc. but nothing ( Read more... )

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Re: Sorry Guys... nightcircle September 30 2007, 23:43:54 UTC
You see, the GT is nowhere near that expensive plus it is hot as hell, so you can have your Viper. But I wouldn't say no to a ride in it if you actually got it....

And yes, you can ride in my GT even after you disparaged it. You can even drive it. You see how nice I can be? ;)

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WHAT! handleschmandle October 2 2007, 19:56:14 UTC
Unlike QueenOfSin, I would NOT allow you to ride in my GT after picking on it like this. In fact, I'd drive my GT straight up your ass for that remark.

Whoops. Sorry, I think I need to eat some lunch. I get a bit testy when I'm hungry. (Although, I'm still banning you from my GT, bub.)

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Re: WHAT! nightcircle October 2 2007, 20:51:43 UTC
You are so harsh. I admire that. Maybe when I get my GT, you can fly to Houston to visit and I'll let you drive it around and deny the man access to the passenger seat because of his comments. He will have to watch from the sidelines in dismay.

I really want to see you go on a rampage of jealousy so I have to get this car, dude, it's become a Quest.

I will also try to find the poster pic for you and send it via email. Or maybe make a damn Stuart avatar for LJ. Because I toadally don't have enough already.

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Re: WHAT! nightcircle October 2 2007, 20:56:18 UTC
I think you will have noticed the new Stuart avatar by now, but just in case, here it is again.

That's the Mustang GT in the background. I want one that color too. I'm a slut, I know.

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handleschmandle October 3 2007, 18:17:18 UTC
Dude, that picture is so tiny I can barely see it. I think I still need you to email it to me. I tried to find it online, but no luck.

You're a toadal slut for Stuart. But, I'm also a slut, so I understand. It's not easy being a slut for these dudes. It's expensive. (*LOL*)

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handleschmandle October 3 2007, 18:15:29 UTC
Can I flip him the bird while we peel out, too?

By the way, I can't drive a stick shift. (I know, I know, CAN IT, WILL YA?!) So, if you get a stick shift, we'll be peeling out at a whoppin' eight miles an hour. But, I still think my point will be made!

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AN AUTOMATIC SPORTS CAR? ARE YOU TRIPPIN'??????? nightcircle October 3 2007, 20:15:50 UTC
Please. What is the point of an automatic Mustang GT? DUUUUDE. Get over yourself and LEARN TO DRIVE A STICK. Even my old man, Pedley, can drive a stick, dude. He may not be able to find PANTS THAT FIT, but he operate a stick shift.

Also, there's a strict 10 mph speed limit in my apartment complex parking lot so that 8 mph idea would work. Plus then he would have a long time to watch you fade into the distance as you laugh manically behind the wheel.

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I AIN'T TRIPPIN'! BUT YOU BE BUGGIN' AND SHIT! handleschmandle October 3 2007, 23:27:16 UTC
I toadally anticipated your yelling at me about this. I told you to "CAN IT" because I knew you were going to screech about it!

I tried twice to learn and got so frustrated with it that I said, "fuck it!" I want to drive... I don't want to shift and brake and do all these freakin' dance moves just to drive down the road. Tell me what's so great about stick! I'M WAITING!

By the way, since I would only be going 8mph, you're right.... I could do the maniacal cackle for about twenty straight minutes. That would really get his goat.

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Re: I AIN'T TRIPPIN'! BUT YOU BE BUGGIN' AND SHIT! nightcircle October 4 2007, 01:57:41 UTC
Dude, a stick is FUN. You and the car are one, you know. You aren't just DRIVING, you are EXPERIENCING. (I toadally could write copy for car ads, huh?)

There's nothing cooler than having a foot on the clutch, a foot on the gas and the stick between your fingers, dude. You OWN that motherfucking car and that RULZ!!!

Okay, enough. But seriously, once you get the dance moves down, it's like sheer poetry, girl.

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By the way, dude, you're MEAN. handleschmandle October 3 2007, 18:29:43 UTC
You "really want" to see me go on a rampage of jealousy?! Heartless woman, you are. (I'm talking like Yoda.)

Anyway, since I've found out that you want it yellow and not black, I would be mildly jealous. However, if you got it in black, inside and out, I might actually threaten suicide. Do you want me to carve "BLACK MUSTANG GT" into my skin with a knife, repeatedly, before lighting myself on fire and flinging myself off of a building?

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Re: By the way, dude, you're MEAN. nightcircle October 3 2007, 20:17:47 UTC
As tempting as it might be to induce you into carving BLACK MUSTANG GT into your skin with a knife, repeatedly, I will be getting the yellow/gold/orange color, the one closest to what Carl drove in Night Stalker. I'm pretty sure it had a black interior though. Will that much at least make you rampage??? (Without the knife?)

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