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Company Policy

Aug 15, 2007 15:31

Heh. At lunch today I nearly made V squirt soda out of her nose laughing when I told her that basically what I'd learned from my company's online anti harrasment tutorial/test is that I could sit there across from her during lunch for the whole hour and tell her one raunchy, dirty sex joke after another but damned if I could look at her ass ( Read more... )

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"No plans"....heh heh....riggghhht......... handleschmandle August 16 2007, 00:37:04 UTC

Things are gettin' all freaky and shit at the office, eh? Heh heh.

Re: "No plans"....heh heh....riggghhht......... nightcircle August 16 2007, 13:45:02 UTC

Yeah. A little office lovin...the file cabinets of LOVE!

Bleh. Realistically, filing cabinets and love?? Not a good mix.

"Time to take some dictation......" handleschmandle August 16 2007, 18:49:00 UTC

If Stuart bent you over the damn filing cabinets, I'll bet you'd squeal with delight like a stuck piggy.

(Sorry, but I'm laughing my ass off at my own comment.)

Re: "Time to take some dictation......" nightcircle August 17 2007, 18:56:46 UTC

I would hope I would have a little more decorum than to squeal like a stuck piggy. Perhaps I could swoon languidly into his arms like Scarlett O'Hara overheated at the Tarleton twins barbeque? (I have got to come up with another analogy, but this one is kinda good and also much better than stuck piggy...)

Dear Stuart,

I don't squeal, really. I can, however, be persuaded to moan in a sultry manner if properly provoked. I'm pretty sure you have the power, so, you know, I've got the filing cabinet if you've got the time...

Oinkin' for Stu' handleschmandle August 17 2007, 23:06:59 UTC

Why is it that I never get tired of your Scarlett line? I do declare...it always makes me laugh!

Look at this photo I attached to this comment JUST FOR YOU! (Like I do for Damien! Wait, what?) I almost attached a goofball one of Stuart, but I thought you'd enjoy seeing your man all sexy from that-movie-that-you-hate-that-you-haven't-even-watched. I know you hate his long hair in this movie (whatever, dude), but look at this expression on his face!

He toadally has his "Piggy Style" bedroom eyes on for you, dude.

Re: Oinkin' for Stu' nightcircle August 18 2007, 03:30:55 UTC

Ick, dude. No like the Stuart with long hair or the expression. The more I see of this movie I hate, the less I want to see it. Toadally, dude. Here is a great picture of Stuart for you, one that makes me swoon like a Southern belle with her corset drawn so tight she cannot take a ...deep bre....*falls down in a gracefull swoon*

FINE, BE THAT WAY!!!! handleschmandle August 18 2007, 08:03:40 UTC

I'm getting a lot of mileage out of this Screaming Mommie picture.

Anyway, I got rid of it since you're all grouchy about it. I think he looks good in that picture I posted, but it's clear that since you're his dirty piggy baby, that my opinion doesn't count around here! (By the way, that's a quote from Stuart. He also told me to "delete that fucking photo...you know she hates me with long hair", so I did.)

When you gracefully fell down into the wildflowers, did your gigantic hoop skirt fly up, displaying your frilly bloomers?

Re: FINE, BE THAT WAY!!!! nightcircle August 19 2007, 04:36:51 UTC

I think Stuart might be the only person in the world that could *possibly* be able to get away with calling me his "dirty piggy baby". But he still might get kicked in the nads for it depending on my mood at the time. But he might like that too, I suppose. Yikes.

Did my BLOOMERS show when I swooned? What do you take me for? Some town hussy? Why I NEVER. Next time I see you, I am going to pull your hair and slap your face silly!

handleschmandle August 21 2007, 19:12:03 UTC

Pull my hair and slap my face silly?! How about I challenge you to a duel, Hussy?! Your Bloomers Belt Boot of Power won't save you either....

Listen, man, I write violent vampire novels so don't fuck with me... nightcircle August 22 2007, 14:18:34 UTC

Where in the HELL would one wear a Bloomers Belt Boot of Power? Obviously the word "boot" makes one think that, hey, a BOOT would be the proper place, but then the technical difficulties, not to mention the visual absurdity of bloomers on a boot begin to assault one's senses rendering one incapable of doing anything other than laugh helplessly and go look at one's Night Stalker framed poster and lose all track of time or what the hell one was supposedly thinking about in the first damn place.

Stuart, broody, dreamy...what the hell was I laughing about again? Oh, fuck it...

Oh yeah?! Well, don't fuck with ME - this ain't my first time at the rodeo! handleschmandle August 22 2007, 18:40:00 UTC

Obviously, the frilly bloomers are long and they have the boots built in....like footie pajamas. OBVIOUSLY! Then, your fancy belt is wrapped around the top of the boot.

Did I mention the boots have some silver buckles on them? They're very 80's, dude.

Re: Oh yeah?! Well, don't fuck with ME - this ain't my first time at the rodeo! nightcircle August 22 2007, 21:53:56 UTC

The imagery on this keeps on getting worse and worse. I think I'm going to swoon again, but not in a Scarlett O'Hara fashion, but in a What the hell fashion.

Bloomers and belts do not go together, dude. Even in the 80s people like me had SOME standards!

Standards?! It was the 80's, dude. handleschmandle August 22 2007, 22:24:42 UTC

Exhibit A: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jfBGhWo760

I rest my case.

P.S. handleschmandle August 23 2007, 19:19:02 UTC

By the way, look at this:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070822/media_nm/dirtydancing_dc_1

Re: P.S. nightcircle August 23 2007, 19:48:42 UTC

Lionsgate will be suing us next. But I have my Bloomers Belt Boot of Power and will fight them to the DEATH.

Nobody puts ME in a legal lawsuit!

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