Written on a bathroom stall at work:

[nightbringer018]

Jesus Saves!
and takes only half damage from the fireball

And of course my first thought was "Huh. I guess Jesus doesn't have Evasion."

Comments

Jesus? A Rogue?

[etoiledesoiree]

Although if he was, Slight of Hand might explain that loaves and fishes trick.

Re: Jesus? A Rogue?

[nightbringer018]

I'm thinking Jesus could have been a high-level ranger/cleric. I would say straight ranger, but those conjuration (creation) spells and conjuration (healing) spells don't come from any other source. Hmmm... I wonder what Prestige Class he would have qualified for.

Re: Jesus? A Rogue?

[etoiledesoiree]

We should work something up for Jon's game.

The Lord in the Tomb of Horrors!

Re: Jesus? A Rogue?

[nightbringer018]

Hmmm... "The Lord" that's an interesting PrC.

I guess he also qualifies for at least one level of "King of Kings", "Son of God", "The Word", and "The Way, The Truth, and the Life"

He's probably qualified for "The Messiah" Epic Level PrC, but that's up to the DM to allow it or not.

Re: Jesus? A Rogue?

[vimnelius]

No one thought Monk?

Re: Jesus? A Rogue?

[nightbringer018]

...because Flurry of Blows seemed likely for Jesus?

Re: Jesus? A Rogue?

[vimnelius]

Sure, not that he actually punched anyone. Then he'd have lost all of his Exalted feats.

Re: Jesus? A Rogue?

[gartanan]

I suppose Empty Body does make some sense, but Jesus having access to Quivering Palm just sounds wrong. Hmmm... did anyone drop dead a few days after Jesus healed them?

Re: Jesus? A Rogue?

[vimnelius]

did anyone drop dead a few days after Jesus healed them?

I don't know about you, but I've never read a single account of what happened to any of the moneychangers after Jesus threw them out of the temple.