Going down the road...
Have you ever driven down the road and noticed a store with a create sign outside? I mean the ones where they can put the letters in themselves - I think they are called marquee readerboard signs. Anyway, I was driving past a sign in Albany (Oregon) the other day and I saw the following:
"Success is a play. Keep Rehearsing."
That prompted my to come up with my own slogans (while I was driving):
"Life is a recipe. It takes a lot of beating, and its chock full of nuts."
"Old age is like a bad movie. You're searching for a plot, lost the stories, and after a while you just feel like leaving."
"Your health is like walking off a cliff in a cartoon. If you never wonder whats keeping you up, you'll just keep going."
I might think of some more, but feel free to add your own.
"Success is a play. Keep Rehearsing."
That prompted my to come up with my own slogans (while I was driving):
"Life is a recipe. It takes a lot of beating, and its chock full of nuts."
"Old age is like a bad movie. You're searching for a plot, lost the stories, and after a while you just feel like leaving."
"Your health is like walking off a cliff in a cartoon. If you never wonder whats keeping you up, you'll just keep going."
I might think of some more, but feel free to add your own.