TEEN WOLF: A CLUSTERFUCK OF THOUGHTS: 02.07-02.12
- The kanima's face is pretty good, but the whole arm-hand-claw situation is not good. The claws are too long or something.
- lmao Jackson showering away his murder is oddly sensual. Mmm, gore.
- "No Stiles" is a pretty serious punishment.
- JACKSON YOU IGNORANT SLUT
- JACKSON YOU CRAZY IGNORANT SLUT WITH INCREDIBLE SHOWER HIPS
- Also I know Scott and Allison are ~in love~ but if I was Allison I would have long ago been like GOD SCOTT COOL IT YOU GIANT CLINGY OVERPROTECTIVE WEIRDO.
- Seriously, this chemistry teacher is like, super villain levels of evil. Even before the big fake "reveal".
- HOLY SHIT IS THAT LIBRARY SCENE SCARY.
- Uhhhhhhh Peter Hale is beyond creepy. NO THANKS.
- Yesss Dr. Deaton. You verbally slap folks around!
- Nooooooooooooo Daddy Stilinski :(
- Although it's sad, this firing scene is really well done. Poor daddy, poor baby Stiles.
(The dude playing Derek has bunny teeth! Adorable little werebunny teeth!)
-Threesome????? BE STILL MY BEATING LOINS. UGH SO CLOSE FUUU PLOT.
I would read that threesome, and also Isaac/Jackson.
- Aww, Derek takes Scott into his pack and into his big daddy wolf heart. FOURTH BABY.
- Poor Allison's mom.
- Lydia's…hallucinations? Are really well edited. But seriously, fuck you, Peter Hale. STOP DESTROYING MY BEST GIRL.
- This…Matt? guy is creepy as shit. GURL BYE.
- Boyd is the smartest of the pack. They need to use him more. He only ever shows up to fight!
- Lydia's party: a mixture of my poor baby Lydia and lmao and oh god trouble.
- Shouldn't Scott be able to smell the wolfsbane or whatever it is in the punch?
- Damn, this show is good at hallucinations.
- Haha, Derek, this is what you get for having three teenage babies!
- Chris killing this wife: oddly tender!
- The ritual to bring Peter back to life seems oddly simple. But as usual, fuck that guy.
- Also, fuck Matt.
- Ooh, Derek, girl, look at that body. That weird super-hot dream body.
- Matt's motivation is strange. But I don't know what great story I was expecting and I will say I'm glad he's not a ghost, which is what I originally thought.
- Ugh, Gerard. STOP TALKING.
- Fuck Matt, but Gerard drowning him is ice-fucking-cold. And of course he snatches the kanima all for himself.
- Start of 02.11: so many poor babies. Poor sad babies.
- Even poor Derek, losing babies left and right.
- And Isaac! His sweet little face. He can help puppies now!
- Lmao Allison being all badass and hunterly is terribly overdone.
- Aw Stiles, succeeding at lacrosse
- Nooooooooo, Jackson!! :( MY PRECIOUS JERKWAD
- And Stiles! And various wolf babies.
- Coach, being a nice dude? I assume the planet will explode very soon.
-Oh god, Stiles being beaten up by horrible Grandpa.
- STILES BABY. WEIRD YAPPY BABY.
(lmao Derek failing at computers)
- Poor…Chris Argent?
- How they mix horrifying supernatural stuff and normal teen problems on this show is really fascinating. Sometimes it feels like I have whiplash just from watching.
- Surprisingly good plan with the mountain ash, Scott! A+ work.
- So Scott can just…join or leave Derek's pack at will?
- Aww, Lydia and Jackson. Being adorable and snobby in the past. I love them!
- Augh JACKSON NODDING AT DEREK AUGH MY HEART.
(Such careful use of smoke!)
(Now Jackson is a wolf!! FIFTH BABY (sort of)! Which I am solidly putting in the AW YEAH DEREK/JACKSON category)
- "I'm sorry." "You don't have to say you're sorry." UH YEAH YOU DO.
- Ooh, another pack??
(ALPHA PACK THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE BUT I'M EXCITED ANYWAY.)
- ALSO ISAAC/DEREK PLEASE. STILES CAN COME TOO. AND JACKSON. HOPEFULLY LYDIA WATCHES.
Stiles and Scott: so bromantic forever! I so dig the kind of little meta moment where they talk about how things change and then are mysteriously the same. YEAH TV.
I HAD FUN. NOW LET'S REAL TALK UP IN HERE. And by "real talk" I mostly mean screaming and rolling around on the floor.