KATE I HAVE A MILLION THINGS TO SAY OH GOD CAN I PUT THEM IN BULLET POINTS LIKE YOU DID BECAUSE OTHERWISE IT WILL BE AN INCOMPREHENSIBLE MESS.
-Please stop showing people running as wolves. It makes me very embarrassed for Show.
-BITING JACKSON ON THE HIP. Do you know how many times I've envisioned this? Because how? Did Derek get on his knees to do it? Did he crouch? Did he make Jackson lie down? Because that bite is sideways. I mean. Just. What? I love it though, don't get me wrong. It's just...bewildering. (also, Jeff Davis has said he will explain why Jackson was in the water next season. I'm looking forward to this)
-Derek/Jackson would make my life so, so good.
-Dylan O'Brien is the youngest cast member (he turns 21 in a few days) but it is the fandom joke that Keahu Kahuanui (Danny) is the least-passable high schooler since Ian Ziering on 90210 (well, those of us who are old enough to remember that). Nobody cares. It's DANNY.
-COULD DEREK BE MORE HANDS-ON WITH EVERYONE??
-I want a million fics of Derek and Isaac, because Isaac is HIS FIRST. I want them fumbling through pack-learning and him being The Oldest and cuddling with Derek in that mangy bed (which I alternately picture as a sad mattress on the floor or just a pile of blankets).
-Derek inherited all the Hale money, as the last of his family. There are hints that before, even when they were all around, they were fairly well-off. So what's actually more bewildering is the fact that he lives in that sad, burnt shell of a house when he could afford to rebuild. But it's supposed to be a metaphor, I guess, that Derek is also a sad, burnt shell. Or whatevs.
-I have so many Jackson thoughts and feels and I pretty much agree with EVERYTHING you said about him. JACKSON JACKSON JACKSON. But I can't say anything much about him right now because my season finale feels will blurt out.
-Have you seen how much the cast of this show TOUCHES EACH OTHER? And gazes into each others' eyes? Can we talk about the fact that RPS BASICALLY DOESN'T EXIST FOR THIS FANDOM? AND WHY? The slash goggles are necessary to see even Sterek (yes, the lens prescription would be much weaker than you would need for other pairings but still necessary; Sterek's not canon yet.) But the way Tyler Hoechlin looks at Dylan O'Brien is fucking ridiculous. And Posey and Colton are always kissing and just BLATANTLY FUCKING FLIRTING. I think Holland Roden lives in Colton Haynes' lap when she's not doing on-camera flirting with Ian Bohen in her little after-show chats. I can show pictoral evidence of all of this. SO WHERE IS THE FIC?
This show is ridiculous. Don't let it ruin your life!
I felt morally obligated to reply to this comment namely Can we talk about the fact that RPS BASICALLY DOESN'T EXIST FOR THIS FANDOM? I CURSE FANDOM EVERY DAY FOR NOT GIVING ME THIS. I FEEL LIKE I'M TAKING CRAZY PILLS.
I shake the AO3 archive all the time for new fic and only little morsels fall out. All I have to do is look at the actors' twitter account to see how gropey they are, why is fandom not delivering on this? The older generation is just as bad as the kids. For god's sake, Ian Bohen and JR Bourne wear leather jackets and go motorcycle riding together and then snuggled in a bar together.
You know, I totally forgot about the JR/Ian shenanigans. JR might just be the worst of the bunch, actually. Or the best.
I'm half convinced that the individual trailers you occasionally see glimpses into are empty fronts and that they all just share one giant space (Hoechlin's beach house?) in which they have movie nights and multiple-person makeouts and hair-braiding sessions or whatever. And orgies. Duh.
Because how? Did Derek get on his knees to do it? Did he crouch? Did he make Jackson lie down? Because that bite is sideways. I mean. Just. What? I love it though, don't get me wrong. It's just…bewildering.
Oh god this is giving me so many THOUGHTS AND EMOTIONS. There's no way to make it not really sexy. Incontrovertible proof of mauling!!
OH GOD I NEED DEREK/JACKSON NOW.
Nobody cares. It's DANNY.
Amen! During that club scene I maybe started shipping Danny with a lot of people. I was really gunning for Stiles to occupy him by grinding all up on. AND HE DIDN'T. Waaaaaaaaaaah.
Also, can I say that while I really want Danny to do more stuff and have way more story, I also love that currently his two purposes are 1) to be way smarter than the rest of these chuckleheads and 2) look extremely long-suffering because he knows about 1).
COULD DEREK BE MORE HANDS-ON WITH EVERYONE??
Probably not. Maybe if they showed him like, picking lint of people because he is daddy and he OWNS THEM THEY ARE HIS.
cuddling with Derek in that mangy bed (which I alternately picture as a sad mattress on the floor or just a pile of blankets)
But it's supposed to be a metaphor, I guess, that Derek is also a sad, burnt shell. Or whatevs
I have an alarming amount of thoughts re: Derek and his burnhouse.
Re: RPS: I have seen gifs and whoa. Yeah.
This show is ridiculous. Don't let it ruin your life!
-Please stop showing people running as wolves. It makes me very embarrassed for Show.
-BITING JACKSON ON THE HIP. Do you know how many times I've envisioned this? Because how? Did Derek get on his knees to do it? Did he crouch? Did he make Jackson lie down? Because that bite is sideways. I mean. Just. What? I love it though, don't get me wrong. It's just...bewildering. (also, Jeff Davis has said he will explain why Jackson was in the water next season. I'm looking forward to this)
-Derek/Jackson would make my life so, so good.
-Dylan O'Brien is the youngest cast member (he turns 21 in a few days) but it is the fandom joke that Keahu Kahuanui (Danny) is the least-passable high schooler since Ian Ziering on 90210 (well, those of us who are old enough to remember that). Nobody cares. It's DANNY.
-COULD DEREK BE MORE HANDS-ON WITH EVERYONE??
-I want a million fics of Derek and Isaac, because Isaac is HIS FIRST. I want them fumbling through pack-learning and him being The Oldest and cuddling with Derek in that mangy bed (which I alternately picture as a sad mattress on the floor or just a pile of blankets).
-Derek inherited all the Hale money, as the last of his family. There are hints that before, even when they were all around, they were fairly well-off. So what's actually more bewildering is the fact that he lives in that sad, burnt shell of a house when he could afford to rebuild. But it's supposed to be a metaphor, I guess, that Derek is also a sad, burnt shell. Or whatevs.
-I have so many Jackson thoughts and feels and I pretty much agree with EVERYTHING you said about him. JACKSON JACKSON JACKSON. But I can't say anything much about him right now because my season finale feels will blurt out.
-Have you seen how much the cast of this show TOUCHES EACH OTHER? And gazes into each others' eyes? Can we talk about the fact that RPS BASICALLY DOESN'T EXIST FOR THIS FANDOM? AND WHY? The slash goggles are necessary to see even Sterek (yes, the lens prescription would be much weaker than you would need for other pairings but still necessary; Sterek's not canon yet.) But the way Tyler Hoechlin looks at Dylan O'Brien is fucking ridiculous. And Posey and Colton are always kissing and just BLATANTLY FUCKING FLIRTING. I think Holland Roden lives in Colton Haynes' lap when she's not doing on-camera flirting with Ian Bohen in her little after-show chats. I can show pictoral evidence of all of this. SO WHERE IS THE FIC?
This show is ridiculous. Don't let it ruin your life!
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I shake the AO3 archive all the time for new fic and only little morsels fall out. All I have to do is look at the actors' twitter account to see how gropey they are, why is fandom not delivering on this? The older generation is just as bad as the kids. For god's sake, Ian Bohen and JR Bourne wear leather jackets and go motorcycle riding together and then snuggled in a bar together.
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I'm half convinced that the individual trailers you occasionally see glimpses into are empty fronts and that they all just share one giant space (Hoechlin's beach house?) in which they have movie nights and multiple-person makeouts and hair-braiding sessions or whatever. And orgies. Duh.
FIC. GOD, WHERE IS IT?
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Lots of orgies. And Davis has to constantly remind them to be modest in public or at interviews.
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Oh god this is giving me so many THOUGHTS AND EMOTIONS. There's no way to make it not really sexy. Incontrovertible proof of mauling!!
OH GOD I NEED DEREK/JACKSON NOW.
Nobody cares. It's DANNY.
Amen! During that club scene I maybe started shipping Danny with a lot of people. I was really gunning for Stiles to occupy him by grinding all up on. AND HE DIDN'T. Waaaaaaaaaaah.
Also, can I say that while I really want Danny to do more stuff and have way more story, I also love that currently his two purposes are 1) to be way smarter than the rest of these chuckleheads and 2) look extremely long-suffering because he knows about 1).
COULD DEREK BE MORE HANDS-ON WITH EVERYONE??
Probably not. Maybe if they showed him like, picking lint of people because he is daddy and he OWNS THEM THEY ARE HIS.
cuddling with Derek in that mangy bed (which I alternately picture as a sad mattress on the floor or just a pile of blankets)
But it's supposed to be a metaphor, I guess, that Derek is also a sad, burnt shell. Or whatevs
I have an alarming amount of thoughts re: Derek and his burnhouse.
Re: RPS: I have seen gifs and whoa. Yeah.
This show is ridiculous. Don't let it ruin your life!
WHOOPS TOO LATE.
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