True Blood 04.03: If You Love Me, Why Am I Dyin'?
First, people should read this because punk rock friendships are the best. So sweet. When I saw Henry Rollins speak he was likewise complimentary.
Next, True Blood liveblogging! While I enjoyed getting a bonus episode having to wait so long sucked butts. I am terrible at watching TV on TV's schedule. Anyfang!
You Take The Good:
Lol Snooki. That's how you make a Snooki joke!
His laser eyes at Sookie's rules.
I want a lot of Lafayette and Tara banter. I guess things are mostly serious now but I miss their funner interactions.
The embedding of dumb hicks doing stupid shit Youtube videos in the show. Metalicious.
Nice poncho-cape, Eric. Soon to be seen on hipsters everywhere.
Pam. Just Pam. Being Pam. Doing Pam things. Being a fabulous beauty queen. And being protective of big dumb vampire puppy Eric. ♥
Eric in Jason's gauche clothes. As much as this show fails at things it does not fail at details.
I am DYING to know more about Andy's blood plot.
Alcide! Alcide! I didn't think I would miss Manjello but I really did. So sensible. So oddly and clearly in love with Sookie. Also good job, Sookie, indadvertedly using mafia language. And uh-oh bananas Debbie! I love her earnest soberness that will surely turn bad.
Possible Alcide/Eric? I would go to there.
I hate Tommy's pointless ass but Hoyt's mom teaching him to read off the shopping channel is HILARIOUS.
I'm sure one or both of them will die but I want Jesus and Tara to hang out and be friends.
Also this lawyer (?) lady is pretty in charge and I like that. Too fucking bad she LIKES BILL.
I missed Ginger and her screams. And Pam's jacket GODDAMN.
Hahaha, suck it, fairy crapmother! Down with boring fairies! Up with not!Eric! And his weird little smile.
You Take The Bad:
Oh. My. God. SOOKIE YOU DUMBDUMB. If Eric is acting all wacky and you're gonna have the good sense to drive away THEN KEEP DRIVING. OR RUN HIM OVER REAL QUICK TO STUN HIM AND THEN DRIVE AWAY. Also don't run from him. Or punch him. He's a vampire! WHO'S HAVING THE MEMORY LOSS HERE?
This plot with Jason. OH MY GOD NO NO NO SO MUCH DO NOT WANT. Even their panther religion is stupid! I HATE THEM.
Bill. Just Bill. Being Bill. Doing Bill things. Except, maybe, maybe when he is being a dad to Jessica. Maybe. Although clearly she's gonna get filmed/photographed.
Um. Hoyt snuggling the gross-ass doll which I am pretty sure is like, relationship voodoo. WHY WOULD YOU HOLD THE MYSTERIOUS NASTY DOLL YOU CAN'T GET RID OF? THEN FIGHT WITH YOUR BEAUTIFUL ALMOST FLAWLESS GF?
JESSICA. WHY WOULD YOU GLAMOUR HOYT? THIS IS BAD NEWS BEARS. STOP BREAKING MY HEART. ;____;
Mud or poop in wounds. WHY. Also this is not the return of Jason's boners I want. AT ALL.
Sookie is no good at being stealthy. Goddamn, Sookie. Pretend you're a spy or something!
DO NOT GIVE THE CUTE EVIL BABY THE HORRIBLE EVIL DOLL. I don't care, you guys, I love that shiny photo-edited baby.
Tommy! Get out! No one likes you! Maxine sucks but you're worse!
Marnie creeps me out. A lot. I'm more interested in the plotline, but not the source, if that makes sense. Probably not. Also this "servant to a higher power" thing reminds me a lot of Maryanne. Just be evil on your own, okay?
Ugh, Jason, ew. I feel so bad for you. This is so terrible whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
I think this was the best episode so far (so, one out of three, haha). Even though there's bad stuff it feels overall really…smooth? Much better put together. And hats off to Askars, who is pretty good at not taking himself seriously in a show that sometimes takes itself too seriously. I would like to conclude this post by saying that now, for little reason, I think we should all ship Eric/Marceline from Adventure Time. They are both vampires, mean but nice and a thousand years old (although I think AT is set in some post-apocalyptic future so that figure skews). Thank you for your (adventure) time.
PS: where do you guys get your TB icons from? I have so few and need more. A lot more.
Next, True Blood liveblogging! While I enjoyed getting a bonus episode having to wait so long sucked butts. I am terrible at watching TV on TV's schedule. Anyfang!
You Take The Good:
Lol Snooki. That's how you make a Snooki joke!
His laser eyes at Sookie's rules.
I want a lot of Lafayette and Tara banter. I guess things are mostly serious now but I miss their funner interactions.
The embedding of dumb hicks doing stupid shit Youtube videos in the show. Metalicious.
Nice poncho-cape, Eric. Soon to be seen on hipsters everywhere.
Pam. Just Pam. Being Pam. Doing Pam things. Being a fabulous beauty queen. And being protective of big dumb vampire puppy Eric. ♥
Eric in Jason's gauche clothes. As much as this show fails at things it does not fail at details.
I am DYING to know more about Andy's blood plot.
Alcide! Alcide! I didn't think I would miss Manjello but I really did. So sensible. So oddly and clearly in love with Sookie. Also good job, Sookie, indadvertedly using mafia language. And uh-oh bananas Debbie! I love her earnest soberness that will surely turn bad.
Possible Alcide/Eric? I would go to there.
I hate Tommy's pointless ass but Hoyt's mom teaching him to read off the shopping channel is HILARIOUS.
I'm sure one or both of them will die but I want Jesus and Tara to hang out and be friends.
Also this lawyer (?) lady is pretty in charge and I like that. Too fucking bad she LIKES BILL.
I missed Ginger and her screams. And Pam's jacket GODDAMN.
Hahaha, suck it, fairy crapmother! Down with boring fairies! Up with not!Eric! And his weird little smile.
You Take The Bad:
Oh. My. God. SOOKIE YOU DUMBDUMB. If Eric is acting all wacky and you're gonna have the good sense to drive away THEN KEEP DRIVING. OR RUN HIM OVER REAL QUICK TO STUN HIM AND THEN DRIVE AWAY. Also don't run from him. Or punch him. He's a vampire! WHO'S HAVING THE MEMORY LOSS HERE?
This plot with Jason. OH MY GOD NO NO NO SO MUCH DO NOT WANT. Even their panther religion is stupid! I HATE THEM.
Bill. Just Bill. Being Bill. Doing Bill things. Except, maybe, maybe when he is being a dad to Jessica. Maybe. Although clearly she's gonna get filmed/photographed.
Um. Hoyt snuggling the gross-ass doll which I am pretty sure is like, relationship voodoo. WHY WOULD YOU HOLD THE MYSTERIOUS NASTY DOLL YOU CAN'T GET RID OF? THEN FIGHT WITH YOUR BEAUTIFUL ALMOST FLAWLESS GF?
JESSICA. WHY WOULD YOU GLAMOUR HOYT? THIS IS BAD NEWS BEARS. STOP BREAKING MY HEART. ;____;
Mud or poop in wounds. WHY. Also this is not the return of Jason's boners I want. AT ALL.
Sookie is no good at being stealthy. Goddamn, Sookie. Pretend you're a spy or something!
DO NOT GIVE THE CUTE EVIL BABY THE HORRIBLE EVIL DOLL. I don't care, you guys, I love that shiny photo-edited baby.
Tommy! Get out! No one likes you! Maxine sucks but you're worse!
Marnie creeps me out. A lot. I'm more interested in the plotline, but not the source, if that makes sense. Probably not. Also this "servant to a higher power" thing reminds me a lot of Maryanne. Just be evil on your own, okay?
Ugh, Jason, ew. I feel so bad for you. This is so terrible whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
I think this was the best episode so far (so, one out of three, haha). Even though there's bad stuff it feels overall really…smooth? Much better put together. And hats off to Askars, who is pretty good at not taking himself seriously in a show that sometimes takes itself too seriously. I would like to conclude this post by saying that now, for little reason, I think we should all ship Eric/Marceline from Adventure Time. They are both vampires, mean but nice and a thousand years old (although I think AT is set in some post-apocalyptic future so that figure skews). Thank you for your (adventure) time.
PS: where do you guys get your TB icons from? I have so few and need more. A lot more.