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[nightand_day]

So this was the dinner conversation I had
with my mom.

I am Ukranian Rural Caberet and Jan
is Lady Yunalesca (rofl). >_>

It got rather awkward at the end. ._.;;

Ukranian Rural Caberet says:
lol oh my god
Ukranian Rural Caberet says:
mom and I
Ukranian Rural Caberet says:
talked about sex the whole time.
Lady Yunalesca says:
... >_>
Ukranian Rural Caberet says:
First we started talking about the ancient greeks and their boy toys.
Ukranian Rural Caberet says:
then I made a list of guys who have had relationships like that.
Ukranian Rural Caberet says:
then I told mom that I wouldn't mind being with a girl if
I loved her and she flipped out lmfao
Ukranian Rural Caberet says:
then I told her DON'T WORRY I LIKE MEN
Ukranian Rural Caberet says:
and she was okay
Lady Yunalesca says:
ROFL
Ukranian Rural Caberet says:
and then I told her I will marry a Japanese man
"even if he has a small pee-pee" and she was all
SIZE DOESN'T MATTER
Lady Yunalesca says:
LMFAO.
Lady Yunalesca says:
That's amazing. >_>
Lady Yunalesca says:
*Finished banana*

*And no, I didn't do THAT with it, I just ate it*
Ukranian Rural Caberet says:
ROFLMAO.
Ukranian Rural Caberet says:
..You got my hopes up. :'<
Lady Yunalesca says:

Ukranian Rural Caberet says:
jhsadgKGADgasDKJGHSFJ
Ukranian Rural Caberet says:
JAN
Ukranian Rural Caberet says:
mom just asked if I was gay again, rofl.
Ukranian Rural Caberet says:
And I was like NO, dammit.
Ukranian Rural Caberet says:
And then I was like psh vaginas and dicks 
are gross i'm asexual.
Ukranian Rural Caberet says:
and she said "So am I."
Ukranian Rural Caberet says:
then she started to talk about how when women get
old they start to dry out up there and that sex is painful.