Answers
Now that I have nothing to do, I'll post the answers to the meme.
1. I almost shot someone with a M16 before.
True. It was entirely an accident. I forgot that it was still loaded.
2. My dream job is that of a professional assassin.
True. Nothing special here.
3. I once assaulted a teacher with a chair.
True. That was a very long time ago though. Like sometime before primary school. Or something.
4. I used to be able to hit moving objects by throwing knives at them.
True. I wonder why nobody believes this. Back in upper primary/lower secondary, I used to find things to throw knives at when I was bored. It somehow progressed to the stage where I had my brother toss an apple while I tried to hit it. I pulled it off a few times; don't think I can do anything like that anymore.
5. I have known how to get an orgasm since primary school.
True. This needs no explanation.
6. I used to give names to my pillows and soft toys.
True. And I shall not elaborate.
7. I used to have a crush back on someone in primary school.
False. I never had a crush on anyone in primary school.
8. The first webcomic I started reading was Sluggy Freelance.
False. It was Ctrl-Alt-Del online.
9. I used to release anger by hacking at a stack of newspapers with an axe and an assortment of knives.
True. I didn't do it very often, but that was when I would rather easily blow my top. My temper's improved a lot now, and it's now very hard to anger me to that extent. A lot less violent now ^^ I still have that axe. It's somewhere in the storeroom I believe.
10. I used to take english tuition back in secondary school.
True. For socialising more than anything else actually.
11. I believe that the death penalty should be used against even murderers with mental problems.
True. I'm sorry, but I really feel that they should just be put to death to avoid unnecessary complications. But that's just my opinion though.
12. I enjoy participating in CIP.
True. Doing CIP with friends is actually fun. Ok, it really depends on a lot of factors, but generally, I enjoy CIP.
13. I once destroyed my own computer because it was lagging on me.
False. I've hit my computer before, but I've never destroyed it before. Maybe the hitting screwed it up in the end but nvm. Anyway, I still believe that computers have minds. They respond to external stimuli. I once threatened a computer with a screwdriver while it was lagging. And it stopped lagging.
14. Some of my most hated foods include bee hoon and plain porridge.
True. Can't stand bee hoon.
15. My two favourite animals are the rabbit and the wolf.
True. Rabbits are oh-so-cute aren't they? =P
16. I have dabbled in black magic before.
True. Well, voodoo's something like that isn't it? I tend to do the oddest things when I'm bored. It didn't work though; nothing happened.
17. I once saw my older cousin (female yeah) naked in the shower.
False. AHAHAHA =D
18. I once tried to break my own arm.
True. I jumped off somewhere and tried to land in a position which would break it. I never managed to break it; just caused some scrapes and bruises. The reasons for doing so are...uh rather unimportant. We all do stupid things once in a while.
19. I have been loyal to only one game for the past 5 years.
True. Loyal meaning constant playing. And there's only one game I've always been playing since 5 years back.
20. The longest time I've known someone in school is 8 years, starting at P4.
False. It's 10 years, starting at P1.
0/5- hang, tyz, joe, cch
1/5- bensing, eddy, calvin, yzq
Heh. So many ppl got 13.
1. I almost shot someone with a M16 before.
True. It was entirely an accident. I forgot that it was still loaded.
2. My dream job is that of a professional assassin.
True. Nothing special here.
3. I once assaulted a teacher with a chair.
True. That was a very long time ago though. Like sometime before primary school. Or something.
4. I used to be able to hit moving objects by throwing knives at them.
True. I wonder why nobody believes this. Back in upper primary/lower secondary, I used to find things to throw knives at when I was bored. It somehow progressed to the stage where I had my brother toss an apple while I tried to hit it. I pulled it off a few times; don't think I can do anything like that anymore.
5. I have known how to get an orgasm since primary school.
True. This needs no explanation.
6. I used to give names to my pillows and soft toys.
True. And I shall not elaborate.
7. I used to have a crush back on someone in primary school.
False. I never had a crush on anyone in primary school.
8. The first webcomic I started reading was Sluggy Freelance.
False. It was Ctrl-Alt-Del online.
9. I used to release anger by hacking at a stack of newspapers with an axe and an assortment of knives.
True. I didn't do it very often, but that was when I would rather easily blow my top. My temper's improved a lot now, and it's now very hard to anger me to that extent. A lot less violent now ^^ I still have that axe. It's somewhere in the storeroom I believe.
10. I used to take english tuition back in secondary school.
True. For socialising more than anything else actually.
11. I believe that the death penalty should be used against even murderers with mental problems.
True. I'm sorry, but I really feel that they should just be put to death to avoid unnecessary complications. But that's just my opinion though.
12. I enjoy participating in CIP.
True. Doing CIP with friends is actually fun. Ok, it really depends on a lot of factors, but generally, I enjoy CIP.
13. I once destroyed my own computer because it was lagging on me.
False. I've hit my computer before, but I've never destroyed it before. Maybe the hitting screwed it up in the end but nvm. Anyway, I still believe that computers have minds. They respond to external stimuli. I once threatened a computer with a screwdriver while it was lagging. And it stopped lagging.
14. Some of my most hated foods include bee hoon and plain porridge.
True. Can't stand bee hoon.
15. My two favourite animals are the rabbit and the wolf.
True. Rabbits are oh-so-cute aren't they? =P
16. I have dabbled in black magic before.
True. Well, voodoo's something like that isn't it? I tend to do the oddest things when I'm bored. It didn't work though; nothing happened.
17. I once saw my older cousin (female yeah) naked in the shower.
False. AHAHAHA =D
18. I once tried to break my own arm.
True. I jumped off somewhere and tried to land in a position which would break it. I never managed to break it; just caused some scrapes and bruises. The reasons for doing so are...uh rather unimportant. We all do stupid things once in a while.
19. I have been loyal to only one game for the past 5 years.
True. Loyal meaning constant playing. And there's only one game I've always been playing since 5 years back.
20. The longest time I've known someone in school is 8 years, starting at P4.
False. It's 10 years, starting at P1.
0/5- hang, tyz, joe, cch
1/5- bensing, eddy, calvin, yzq
Heh. So many ppl got 13.