The lost articals of camlot
Once there was a kingdom far far away in a time of futures past. There was a prince fair and wise was this prince. This prince wanted a women not just any women one with class with sass with vigor. So the king heald a grand ball! but yet the prince was still sad for all the women were fake and just want the prince for his royal blood. until one stormy evening the prince grabed his tunic and ran from the gates. soo the prince came to a shack in the middle of the forest. tired and dripping wet the prince angrly went to the house. Ahhh a pub! The prince said with great joy! a lovely place had that fresh pine smell. as the prince ordered a pint of beer he sat him self down to some noble fellows and began to chat. He would learn that this place was called hooters becuse of the large breast the women had there! with a drooling lip the prince watched the show! after it was over the prince demanded to speak with the women! but alase she did not date customers! The prince weeped with sadness. But i am the Prince of all you can see and i want you as my wife! alase the women said no once more! the prince left weeping cause of his loves rejection... the next morning he tells his father of the tale. He yells at the prince My son will no marry no stripper! but the son yelled back "I am in love with a stripper"! he weeped more. thinking again why his loved forsakened him he came to a grand idea! if i don't go back and i become a Great leader then i will not be a customer and then and only then will she love me! with this the prince joined the royal Army! many years went by and prince fought many great battle and world would know of his great deeds. after his 10 year crusade, he went back to the pub in search for his long lost stripper! there she was danceing her heart away! just like she did 10 years past. again the prince was swept away! marry me my lady! i have circled the world, fought foes to the death and been to the devil him self and back! just for a moment of your sweet love, marry me my dear! the stripper looked at the prince. No.. i said i don't date customers and slaps him! but but the prince said. NO BUTS!!! christ wTF is wrong with you people! and that is the story of the prince and the stripper!