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Q: "What do you think of me, Playlist?"
A: "Two Little Girls", Ani Difranco
Analysis: My Playlist thinks I am a confused, addicted, crazy person in need of a life changing cataclysm and depend solely on it for my emotional support.
Q: "Will I have a Happy life?"
A: "Nasty Girl", Nitty
Analysis: I will ensnare a man who will take care of me if I have sex with him.. or i'll be a hooker.
Q: "What do my friends think of me?"
A: "Velvet Divorce", Sneaker Pimps
Analysis: oh. My. God. Apparently if i'm not perfect all of the time, I fall apart at the seams.. and if I am perfect, everything seems pale and 'I get bored'.
Q: "Do people secretly lust after me?"
A: "Red Hot Car", SquarePusher
Analysis: While the content, the reasoning, is nearly incomprehensible, the gist is affirmative.
Q: "Will I have children?"
A: "Everything I do, I do it for you", A New Found Glory
Analysis: It may take awhile, but I will, and then they will consume my life.
Q: "How will I die?"
A: "Skip Town", Aesop Rock
Analysis: I will travel, write about it, and fade into the sunset.
Q: "Can I get some advice?"
A: "Get it Together", Beastie Boys
Analysis: shuddup.