That was just...
Utterly stupid.
The most ridiculous bus ride ever, on the way to Liverpool. Hannah and I had to put up with some dodgy old Irish woman who wore sunglasses over a headscarf and looked like some aging movie star, who could talk for BRITAIN and then some. As soon as she sat down she turned to this poor woman on the next sat and was all RAWR LISTEN! Chatting complete crap about children having no money to do things or something, and starving children this, in the garden that?? :S
It was like WHAAAAT. So anyway, that poor suffering woman gets off eventually, and then said Irish women turns to face the window and speaks to either herself or the window...I'm not sure :P "you wonder how she stays so thin, when she eats like a horse!"
So anyone who knows me will realise by now I'm in pain from laughing so much (blatantly obviously).
Next contender:
A RIDICULOUSLY drunken girl with shopping bags, who's obviously gone for A drink after a day of spending...yeah, she'd had a FEW more than a few! She couldn't stand, speak or even like keep her eyes open! She kept sort of using drunken sign language to let the woman who helped her on to the bus let her know that she loved her...lol.
So anyway drunken woman sits opposite crazy Irish lady...good combination ha, she starts chatting shit to this woman who's only interest is trying to remember her name. Anyhow, said drunken woman falls off the seat and ends up on the floor, at this point Hannah and I are DYING again, then the drunken woman starts to swing her head about like she's trying to check for a loose screw (Hannah video'd it :D)
Anyway eventually we make it to Liverpool, nearly free...oh no, bus stops, drunken woman falls flat on her back, Irish woman makes it out just before she hits the deck lol. Hannah gets past, but me no, I'm trapped, she starts to stumble up and I can't get past, so I try and help her by giving her my hand and she slips through and falls over again lmao. Some woman behind me made me laugh..."I feel awful stepping over her, but I don't wana miss my train!" :D
So yeah, she hit the deck again but I just stepped over this time, as did everyone else lol...
Walked Hannah to Liverpool Central and then she got her train and I walked back through town to the bus stop. I swear, it was like the very SECOND I got there I seen a group of about 30 chav girls PLASTERED stumble out of the sports cafe...and then I noticed 'The Party Bus'
OH DEAR. Ramshackled shed on wheels more like it, with scatty looking balloons inside it lol, it honestly looked like the Aids bus! Anyway, they all started posing outside the bus and getting pics taken, then they all got on and the dodgy 80's music went on and they all started screaming out of the window like they were going on some incredible journey...Not quite :/
AROUND THE BLOCK...I swear, it was so utterly ridiculous, they went past the bus station about 3 times in the 30 minutes I was waiting for the bus.
Oh and I also seen some scatty old woman in a skin tight pink dress...but I'm not even going into that.
Oh and finally (as if that's not enough!) I had some random chavs actually RAPPING on the back of the bus...JOY. That was loads of fun, could hear it over my Ipod too :/
I've decided that the last two hours is someone's way of punishing me for taking the piss out of everyone lol. It was just so surreal.
Any more and I'd actually have died from laughing too much, I'm convinced.
The most ridiculous bus ride ever, on the way to Liverpool. Hannah and I had to put up with some dodgy old Irish woman who wore sunglasses over a headscarf and looked like some aging movie star, who could talk for BRITAIN and then some. As soon as she sat down she turned to this poor woman on the next sat and was all RAWR LISTEN! Chatting complete crap about children having no money to do things or something, and starving children this, in the garden that?? :S
It was like WHAAAAT. So anyway, that poor suffering woman gets off eventually, and then said Irish women turns to face the window and speaks to either herself or the window...I'm not sure :P "you wonder how she stays so thin, when she eats like a horse!"
So anyone who knows me will realise by now I'm in pain from laughing so much (blatantly obviously).
Next contender:
A RIDICULOUSLY drunken girl with shopping bags, who's obviously gone for A drink after a day of spending...yeah, she'd had a FEW more than a few! She couldn't stand, speak or even like keep her eyes open! She kept sort of using drunken sign language to let the woman who helped her on to the bus let her know that she loved her...lol.
So anyway drunken woman sits opposite crazy Irish lady...good combination ha, she starts chatting shit to this woman who's only interest is trying to remember her name. Anyhow, said drunken woman falls off the seat and ends up on the floor, at this point Hannah and I are DYING again, then the drunken woman starts to swing her head about like she's trying to check for a loose screw (Hannah video'd it :D)
Anyway eventually we make it to Liverpool, nearly free...oh no, bus stops, drunken woman falls flat on her back, Irish woman makes it out just before she hits the deck lol. Hannah gets past, but me no, I'm trapped, she starts to stumble up and I can't get past, so I try and help her by giving her my hand and she slips through and falls over again lmao. Some woman behind me made me laugh..."I feel awful stepping over her, but I don't wana miss my train!" :D
So yeah, she hit the deck again but I just stepped over this time, as did everyone else lol...
Walked Hannah to Liverpool Central and then she got her train and I walked back through town to the bus stop. I swear, it was like the very SECOND I got there I seen a group of about 30 chav girls PLASTERED stumble out of the sports cafe...and then I noticed 'The Party Bus'
OH DEAR. Ramshackled shed on wheels more like it, with scatty looking balloons inside it lol, it honestly looked like the Aids bus! Anyway, they all started posing outside the bus and getting pics taken, then they all got on and the dodgy 80's music went on and they all started screaming out of the window like they were going on some incredible journey...Not quite :/
AROUND THE BLOCK...I swear, it was so utterly ridiculous, they went past the bus station about 3 times in the 30 minutes I was waiting for the bus.
Oh and I also seen some scatty old woman in a skin tight pink dress...but I'm not even going into that.
Oh and finally (as if that's not enough!) I had some random chavs actually RAPPING on the back of the bus...JOY. That was loads of fun, could hear it over my Ipod too :/
I've decided that the last two hours is someone's way of punishing me for taking the piss out of everyone lol. It was just so surreal.
Any more and I'd actually have died from laughing too much, I'm convinced.