Dananananananana BATMAAAN.
I had a story due in my creative writing class this week, so I decided to write a dark parody of a superhero narrative. And I figured I should watch some superhero TV shows for inspiration before writing it, right? So I started watching the Justice League.
Guys.
GUYS.
HOW DID I FORGET THAT BATMAN IS SUCH A FUCKING BADASS.
Think about it. He is the only member of the original Justice League without super powers, and yet he is by far the most genre savvy of them all and still manages to kick major ass. And he (almost) never smiles. And he has a bunch of sweet gadgets. And he can't fly. And he has a sexy voice. And he personally funded their headquarters because he is fucking Bruce Wayne. And then later he crash-landed said headquarters into an enemy generator in order to save the world (which would have killed him if he wasn't BFFs with Superman) and went out with a suave, "Gentlemen, it's been an honor."
Also, HE'S THE GODDAMN BATMAN.
So I kind of love him a little maybe.
And the more I think about Batman, the more I think about The Dark Knight Rises and whether or not Nolan will have Hardy!Bane break our beloved Bats' back. Who thinks he'll do it? Anybody? Anybody? Bueller?
Anyway, I don't have much more to say so I'm off to watch more nostalgic television, but before I go I'll leave you with a little treat:
PEACE OUT, YO.
Guys.
GUYS.
HOW DID I FORGET THAT BATMAN IS SUCH A FUCKING BADASS.
Think about it. He is the only member of the original Justice League without super powers, and yet he is by far the most genre savvy of them all and still manages to kick major ass. And he (almost) never smiles. And he has a bunch of sweet gadgets. And he can't fly. And he has a sexy voice. And he personally funded their headquarters because he is fucking Bruce Wayne. And then later he crash-landed said headquarters into an enemy generator in order to save the world (which would have killed him if he wasn't BFFs with Superman) and went out with a suave, "Gentlemen, it's been an honor."
Also, HE'S THE GODDAMN BATMAN.
So I kind of love him a little maybe.
And the more I think about Batman, the more I think about The Dark Knight Rises and whether or not Nolan will have Hardy!Bane break our beloved Bats' back. Who thinks he'll do it? Anybody? Anybody? Bueller?
Anyway, I don't have much more to say so I'm off to watch more nostalgic television, but before I go I'll leave you with a little treat:
PEACE OUT, YO.