Crazy Unstoppable Love
Cross-Posted From Facebook (Because it's Too Funny Not to Share)
I was inspired by some "found poetry," I've heard recently to come up with a rough narrative poem using only words and phrases from my gmail spam folder. Here's the results:
Crazy Unstoppable Love
A beautiful girl,
Recommended by your wife
Who looks for a male pen friend:
You need what you need to please her,
Things that bring her joy.
Check how far her dark grotto goes.
Our love meetings, getting colder
Action in bedroom
Is worth a paycheck
Take advantage of replica models
Pretty woman
Cheap as never
Coping with male problems is never easy:
Gain erection.
Keep erection.
Increase erection.
Astonish her with growth.
Give the pleasure to every woman.
Erase your man troubles,
We're here to fight!
Don't look inside,
Turn your stick to a skyscraper
Your secrets revealed to all
Without changing your life at all.