Jun 25, 2005 15:39
Why am I in this box?! You wouldn't send me somewhere in a box, would you? That's SO MEAN! Aaah! Let me out! I bet it was that mean old Iwatchi who put me in this - wait a second! What's this note? Secret mission? On behalf the department? SOLVE A MYSTERY?! YAY! That sounds so fun! And they chose me over First! ♥ Oh Master, I knew you always liked me best!
But I still need to get out of this box! So mean! AAAH! Big Sister Misaki! Come save me! - Oh wait. I'm Ropponmatsu, why am I screaming? I can just do this! And this! And pow! Bye bye, Box!
Master! I got out of the box now! Yay! Now, what was it, secret mission?! So, where am I? The address on the box says... Camp Fuck You Die, USA? I don't think that's a nice word at all! Die, I mean. I can't die, because I'm a robot, but all the poor humans! I just get sent back to the shop for repairs all the time! Go Master! You're the best!
Oh look, there are people coming to say hi! Hiiii - wait, all the humans I've met haven't looked quite like that! Everyone looked a lot more like me back home, but... I wonder if these people will be nice to me?! They're all here and touching me and hugging me! Yay! Master! I think I might like it here! Please hurry and send Big Sister to Camp so we can all have fun!
Yay~!
... wait, do all humans here in America drip slime?
MASTER!