Welcome to Stalexville! Population: 1!
Just to let you know... Stalex is Steve and my combined names, and we use it to refer to things we agree on, or have in common, which is a lot, I guess. Anyway...
mahuika7: "See Dick and Jane. See Dick and Jane become primary candidates. Run, Dick, run!"
USS Delta Flyer1: HAHA
USS Delta Flyer1: "See Dick get charged with corruption and racketeering! Run away, Dick! Run away!"
mahuika7: hahahaha
mahuika7: "See feminism fail. See the voters ignore Jane. Run, Dick, run!"
USS Delta Flyer1: we should write a children's book about politics!
mahuika7: hahaha
mahuika7: "Every Voter in Votesville liked Primaries a lot!
But the Stalex, who lived in Stalexville, did NOT!
mahuika7: Stalex hated the primaries, the whole primaries race!
They made Stalex turn purple from toes to the face!
USS Delta Flyer1: A variation on Heather has Two Mommies, "Heather has Two Senators!"
mahuika7: It could be that Stalex's mind was intact
And Stalex could still tell most fiction from fact,
But I think the most likely reason we'll see
Is that Stalex became apathetic in 2003.
But whatever the reason! The mind or the date,
Stalex watched the candidates, nearly irrate,
Staring down at New Hampshire, with a Stalex-y frown,
As the warm-lighted speeches made Voters like clowns."
USS Delta Flyer1: HAHA
mahuika7: "For Stalex knew every Voter in Votesville below,
Was busy now, watching opponents grow.
mahuika7: 'And they're deciding on candidates," Stalex said with a sneer.
"Tomorrow is Election Day! It's practically here!"
Then Stalex growled, from a cold student dorm,
"I MUST find a way to keep Voters informed!"
For tomorrow, Stalex knew, all the Voting boys and girls
Would elect the most powerful politician in the world!
And then! Oh, the news! Oh, the news! News! News! News!
That is one thing Stalex hated, the NEWS! NEWS! NEWS! NEWS!
mahuika7: For the Voters, mostly old, would limp into their schools,
And they'd smile and they'd nod as they reread the rules,
They would start on local people, some business-based tools,
And THEN they'd move on to the major league fools!
mahuika7: And THEN happened something Stalex liked the least!
mahuika7: okay, i got nothing. it was a good little go, though.
USS Delta Flyer1: HAHAHAHAHA
USS Delta Flyer1: a very good run
mahuika7: wait...
And THEN happened something Stalex liked the least,
The Voters would Vote VERY WELL in the EAST!
But the South and Midwest stood close and stood fast,
So that no suitable candidate could really get past.
And they'd vote! And they'd VOTE! VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE!
Ignoring what various Op-Ed writers Wrote!
"For 21 years I've put up with this now!
I must stop them from voting... but HOW?!"
Then Stalex got an idea! An awful idea!
Stalex god an AWFUL WONDERFUL IDEA!
USS Delta Flyer1: the suspense is killing me! what was stalex's great idea??
mahuika7: "I know just what to do!" Stalex laughed in its throat,
And Stalex made a quick children's book, that's what it wrote,
And Stalex chuckled and clicked, "What a great Stalex book!
And I'm sure it will sell, with one marketing hook!"
"All I need is an illustrator," Stalex looked around,
But illustrators are Republicans, so none were found.
Did Stalex stop at that? No! Stalex recalled
That a friend Mary was the best illustrator of all!
USS Delta Flyer1: illustrators are republicans??
mahuika7: look, this is on very short notice.
mahuika7: i get at least a little poetic license.
USS Delta Flyer1: hahahahaha
mahuika7: So Stalex called said friend Mary, and asked for some aid,
But Mary was too busy to work without pay,
So Stalex took a red pen and a big sheet of paper,
And Stalex become its own proud illustrator!
mahuika7: This is a long poem.
mahuika7: Stalex, however, got to verse ten,
And said, "You know, maybe this wasn't the best idea.
Rhyming was never really my forte, I kind of like free verse myself."
And Stalex wandered casually back to bed.
This is probably why the Republicans will continue to win elections.
USS Delta Flyer1: somehow t-red has to work itself into this
mahuika7: okay fine
mahuika7: epilogue:
mahuika7: The Voters in Votesville were stupid and small,
So T-Red came along and he ate 'em all!
When the writers came back and asked for a sequel,
The pinko Dino shrugged, "Now they're all equal!"
USS Delta Flyer1: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
mahuika7: "See Dick and Jane. See Dick and Jane become primary candidates. Run, Dick, run!"
USS Delta Flyer1: HAHA
USS Delta Flyer1: "See Dick get charged with corruption and racketeering! Run away, Dick! Run away!"
mahuika7: hahahaha
mahuika7: "See feminism fail. See the voters ignore Jane. Run, Dick, run!"
USS Delta Flyer1: we should write a children's book about politics!
mahuika7: hahaha
mahuika7: "Every Voter in Votesville liked Primaries a lot!
But the Stalex, who lived in Stalexville, did NOT!
mahuika7: Stalex hated the primaries, the whole primaries race!
They made Stalex turn purple from toes to the face!
USS Delta Flyer1: A variation on Heather has Two Mommies, "Heather has Two Senators!"
mahuika7: It could be that Stalex's mind was intact
And Stalex could still tell most fiction from fact,
But I think the most likely reason we'll see
Is that Stalex became apathetic in 2003.
But whatever the reason! The mind or the date,
Stalex watched the candidates, nearly irrate,
Staring down at New Hampshire, with a Stalex-y frown,
As the warm-lighted speeches made Voters like clowns."
USS Delta Flyer1: HAHA
mahuika7: "For Stalex knew every Voter in Votesville below,
Was busy now, watching opponents grow.
mahuika7: 'And they're deciding on candidates," Stalex said with a sneer.
"Tomorrow is Election Day! It's practically here!"
Then Stalex growled, from a cold student dorm,
"I MUST find a way to keep Voters informed!"
For tomorrow, Stalex knew, all the Voting boys and girls
Would elect the most powerful politician in the world!
And then! Oh, the news! Oh, the news! News! News! News!
That is one thing Stalex hated, the NEWS! NEWS! NEWS! NEWS!
mahuika7: For the Voters, mostly old, would limp into their schools,
And they'd smile and they'd nod as they reread the rules,
They would start on local people, some business-based tools,
And THEN they'd move on to the major league fools!
mahuika7: And THEN happened something Stalex liked the least!
mahuika7: okay, i got nothing. it was a good little go, though.
USS Delta Flyer1: HAHAHAHAHA
USS Delta Flyer1: a very good run
mahuika7: wait...
And THEN happened something Stalex liked the least,
The Voters would Vote VERY WELL in the EAST!
But the South and Midwest stood close and stood fast,
So that no suitable candidate could really get past.
And they'd vote! And they'd VOTE! VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE!
Ignoring what various Op-Ed writers Wrote!
"For 21 years I've put up with this now!
I must stop them from voting... but HOW?!"
Then Stalex got an idea! An awful idea!
Stalex god an AWFUL WONDERFUL IDEA!
USS Delta Flyer1: the suspense is killing me! what was stalex's great idea??
mahuika7: "I know just what to do!" Stalex laughed in its throat,
And Stalex made a quick children's book, that's what it wrote,
And Stalex chuckled and clicked, "What a great Stalex book!
And I'm sure it will sell, with one marketing hook!"
"All I need is an illustrator," Stalex looked around,
But illustrators are Republicans, so none were found.
Did Stalex stop at that? No! Stalex recalled
That a friend Mary was the best illustrator of all!
USS Delta Flyer1: illustrators are republicans??
mahuika7: look, this is on very short notice.
mahuika7: i get at least a little poetic license.
USS Delta Flyer1: hahahahaha
mahuika7: So Stalex called said friend Mary, and asked for some aid,
But Mary was too busy to work without pay,
So Stalex took a red pen and a big sheet of paper,
And Stalex become its own proud illustrator!
mahuika7: This is a long poem.
mahuika7: Stalex, however, got to verse ten,
And said, "You know, maybe this wasn't the best idea.
Rhyming was never really my forte, I kind of like free verse myself."
And Stalex wandered casually back to bed.
This is probably why the Republicans will continue to win elections.
USS Delta Flyer1: somehow t-red has to work itself into this
mahuika7: okay fine
mahuika7: epilogue:
mahuika7: The Voters in Votesville were stupid and small,
So T-Red came along and he ate 'em all!
When the writers came back and asked for a sequel,
The pinko Dino shrugged, "Now they're all equal!"
USS Delta Flyer1: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA