I'm a Cheese Piggy, You're a Cheese Piggy, Wouldn't you like......
Today my Daddy laughed at me and I think he wants to show my Mommy this neat trick soon. What he does is he flops strips of cheest into my mouth and I look like I have an orange tounge. I have yet to see this and why it is so funny to him but he did it so many times that I am now full of cheese. I am a giant cheese piggy full of goody yummy cheese. So six or eight strips later it is still as funny as it was but I got too full. All I did was go outside. They always seem to throw coldcuts and cheeses into my mouth. They find it funny when I chew, but the jokes on them. I chew like that to get more foods. I could chew all fancy and not be silly but I would get a lot less food. So Im not dummy Im a doggie and a good doggie at that. Im the bestest coolest prettiest, most handsomeest neepiest goggie in the world!