Report back from my adventures in Puppy Dog Towns.....
So today was a lot of fun. The dance lessons were funny. I never knew Fufu could do the jitterbug and the polka. I wasnt very good at dancing but I tried, Fu is sorta a natural. He has good moves and I think Fu should join a dance team. Maybe do a puppy movie version of You Got Served. I think one night soon we might have to sneak out and go to a puppy night club. But in other news......(da da,da da, da da, da da) (inside joke you wouldnt get it) But in much more important news; Fu and I were playing Army Dogs with Steve, me Booger and some other friends on the hunt for the suspected 'Vampire Geese' and we found some tell tale signg hinting they my be back in the area. This is bad for man and beast. We found blood and vampire teeth and Goose feathers all in the woods. We also found some human skulls lined up in ritual fashion. This is usually how they begin then there are more and more until they declare war on everyone. You might want to watch your children, lock up your small pets and hang some garlic on your trees outside because you can never be too safe. Right now I think I will begin to have a meeting with all the neighborhood animals and we will form a watch group to ptotect you humans. Thank me later, lives are at stake now.
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