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[nietononoshana]

 Misuzu is trying to get me to go Haruhi's house for the night.

She told me she'd take care of Alfons herself, but...

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I do NOT like Roy Mustang.

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[chibiningen]

*snort*

[nietononoshana]

I don't! He's a pervert and he does dirty things outside of a bed and I don't care if he called me pretty AT ALL!

[chibiningen]

...are you serously DWELLING on whatever 'dirty things' he does?

You call ME a pervert...

[nietononoshana]

I-I'M NOT DWELLING ON IT!!!

I'm not a pervert!!

[chibiningen]

Uh-huh.

[nietononoshana]

I'M NOT!!!!

...And...And you probably daydream about when you saw Alfons naked! So there!

[chibiningen]

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...OH FUCKING-- WHY DID YOU HAVE TO BRING THAT UP?!

[nietononoshana]

Because you called me a pervert! I thought about those weird things that Roy Mustang does without a bed, and you think about Alfons Heiderich without clothes!!!

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Not that I really think about what he does or anything!!!!!!!!

[chibiningen]

...so HOW does that make ME worse than YOU?!

...NOTTHATIDOEITHER!

[nietononoshana]

IT MEANS WE BOTH THINK ABOUT I----

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SHUT UP!!! I DON'T THINK ABOUT IT, I'M NOT A PERVERT, AND I DON'T CARE ABOUT ROY MUSTANG AT ALL!!!!

[chibiningen]

AND I DO NOT THINK ABOUT ALFONS LIKE THAT. WHY WOULD I THINK ABOUT ALFONS LIKE THAT? I RESPECT HER.

Just... just... isn't it YOUR turn to do the washing-up?

[nietononoshana]

...Just because you respect someone, doesn't mean you can't think about them with your hormones! Biology is biology!!

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I think it is.

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Don't try to change the subject!

[chibiningen]

You WANTED me to shut up. I'm doing you a favour.

Fine.

FINE!

Yeah, it's... it's just hormones. It's... y'know. Normal. Alfons... y'know, she IS kinda... well... she'spretty. And all the girls seem to like that Mustang guy, for whatever reason. I mean, if we're both fine with MY sister and YOUR friend... then...

[nietononoshana]

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Alfons is pretty. But if you ever do anything to her, you'll have to go through me first.

...I'm fine with it. What they do is their business. So long as Al doesn't hurt Misuzu.

And...I'm not pretty.

[chibiningen]

...who says I'd WANT to?

Yeah... I came to that conclusion. well- sort of. As long as Al's happy, I guess...

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...you are, kind of.

[nietononoshana]

You mentioned yourself that she was pretty, and you two get along really well. As I said before, you two like each other. If you don't like her, she still likes YOU. It's an obvious fact.

As long as they're both happy.

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