*leans in toward you and whispers behind her hand conspiratorially*
If you'll take my advice, you'll ditch the lout before he has a chance to corrupt your--oh, you said children! Twice the heartache! Jolly good!--before he has a chance to corrupt them. Nothing but trouble, men. THEM'S GOOD EATIN', THOUGH.
*notices you and stops*
Good gracious, dearie! You look positively peaked!
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Oh. *rubs her face* 'm sorry.
I.. uhm... just gave birth a couple of days ago. *yawns widely* Still a bit tired.
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Oh, you poor thing! I know all about that.
*rambles on for several agonizing minutes about lochia and engorged breasts*
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*is starting to get slightly freaked out*
...
You're a mother, then?
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Oh. Sorry?
*doesn't know what she'd do without Aldarion*
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Never mind all that. It's in the past and present and future until I've SATISFIED MY LUST FOR BLOOD. Sodding mariners.
But pardon me. I don't think we've been properly introduced. I'm Queen Elestirnë.
*holds out her hand and smiles with a benignity that doesn't quite reach her eyes*
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Uhm. It's a pleasure to meet you. I'm Nienor, daughter of Húrin.
*shakes Erendis' hand*
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*babbles for several more minutes about the House of Bëor*
And the new little one? I trust it isn't your brother's this time around.
*laughs out loud, oblivious to her tactlessness or perhaps too batty to care*
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*leans in toward you and whispers behind her hand conspiratorially*
If you'll take my advice, you'll ditch the lout before he has a chance to corrupt your--oh, you said children! Twice the heartache! Jolly good!--before he has a chance to corrupt them. Nothing but trouble, men. THEM'S GOOD EATIN', THOUGH.
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Aldarion?
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*nostrils flare*
HE'S MY HUSBAND, CUNT!
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*softly* He's mine.
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