002 Dream--Yes, Virginia bad things happen at Christmas

[nie_unschuldig]

Effects: none specific, unless you find the warning parts upsetting?
Warnings:  slight gore, death, blasphemy...pretty much the norm for an outing between Schuldig and Farfarello
Notes: filtered from Ouka

There really was something special about Christmas particularly when one of your teammates happens to be a sociopath out to kill God. The key was

Comments

[playsdoctor]

The more I learn about you, the more I regret we're from different versions of Japan. It would have been nice to meet you at home.

[nie_unschuldig]

I think if we'd met there it would have been on much different terms. The group I worked for would have found you very interesting--you wouldn't have wanted that.

But I do think you and Farf would have gotten along wonderfully.

[playsdoctor]

Perhaps. I did plenty of work keeping certain businessmen alive and out of trouble, so I was too valuable to harm.

If he ever shows up here, we'll have to arrange a meeting.

[nie_unschuldig]

They have an unusual definition of valuable and how much harm one can do to someone.

You'd be the first person I'd make sure he meets.

[playsdoctor]

Should I feel honored?

[nie_unschuldig]

Well, it would be prefaced with don't kill this one, so yes.