the story? lol ok here it goes... i think this is how it went.. please correct me if you know its wasnt true..
Once there was this vaillient knight who went to the kingdom of far away to meet the king, but once he got there the king was all like AHHH a dragon stole my daughter and the knight was like ILL SAVE HER so he ventured across the scorthing destert of the south and brutal mountains of the north to get to the cave of the dragon! When the knight got there he saw the mighty beast with 50 heads slumbering... so he un strapped the princess and tried to leave as quietly but the dragons heads awoke with a scare but one was still sleeping this slowed the beast down... all the other heads were smacking the other one to get up and all he could say wasss aawwwww mmaaan cant it wait just 5 more minutes ... durring this time the knight and the princess escaped when they reached the desert in the south they noticed they were being fallowed and sure enough it was the huge ass dragon fallowing them... the knight used his telekinesis to summon the animals of the desert to kill the dragon but the animals were all killed instantly so the knight turned around to fight the GIANT MOTHER FUCKING DRAGON and he was killed in 3 seconds the princess then was like ohhh mr dragon u are kinda cute and they lived happily ever after.. the princes then had 50 dragon/human children
Once there was this vaillient knight who went to the kingdom of far away to meet the king, but once he got there the king was all like AHHH a dragon stole my daughter and the knight was like ILL SAVE HER so he ventured across the scorthing destert of the south and brutal mountains of the north to get to the cave of the dragon! When the knight got there he saw the mighty beast with 50 heads slumbering... so he un strapped the princess and tried to leave as quietly but the dragons heads awoke with a scare but one was still sleeping this slowed the beast down... all the other heads were smacking the other one to get up and all he could say wasss aawwwww mmaaan cant it wait just 5 more minutes ... durring this time the knight and the princess escaped when they reached the desert in the south they noticed they were being fallowed and sure enough it was the huge ass dragon fallowing them... the knight used his telekinesis to summon the animals of the desert to kill the dragon but the animals were all killed instantly so the knight turned around to fight the GIANT MOTHER FUCKING DRAGON and he was killed in 3 seconds the princess then was like ohhh mr dragon u are kinda cute and they lived happily ever after.. the princes then had 50 dragon/human children
THE END
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im seriously framing that in my room... ::printing::
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oh yaeh did i mention, they cost a bigilllionandone dollars?
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