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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Wednesday I put money in muthafuckaa's expired parking meter (14 points). In May I bought porn for _so_and_so_ (10 points). In November I committed genocide... Sorry about that, sheleftpixidust (-5000 points). In April I broke islandsofaloha's X-Box (-12 points). Last Monday I gave obijuanshinobi a Dutch Oven (-10 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4998 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
Nidhoggr241