Happy St.Patricks Day Bitches

[nictherocker]

An Irish Drinking Song:

I stumbled in at 2am all drunk and full of smoke.
My wife said "I have had enough!"
"Thats it, I'm sick, get out"
So I stumbled down to Kelly's Club
Across the edge of town
and told me boys me story,
and we had another round!

We'll drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and fight
Yeah we'll drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and fight
And if I meet a pretty girl I'll sleep with her tonight
We'll drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and fight

And Mary MacGregor, well she was a pretty whore.
She'd always greet you with a smile
And never lock her door.
But on the day she died,
all the men in town did weep
For Mary MacGregor, finally go some sleep.

We'll drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and fight
Yeah we'll drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and fight
And if I meet a pretty girl I'll sleep with her tonight
We'll drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and fight

Well there once was a girl,
a child I'm told,
I gave her my heart,
and she gave me a cold.
So now I sit standing here
Out in the pouring rain
I'll stumbl;e back to Kelly's Club
And cry away me pain.

We'll drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and fight
Yeah we'll drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and fight
And if I meet a pretty girl I'll sleep with her tonight
We'll drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and fight