101 Things Little Chris Looks Like.

Jul 13, 2005 17:19

here is little chris:


&everything looks like him.

1.Vanilla pudding.
2.Brittany's big toe on her left foot.
3.The song "The Dark Side Of The Moon".
4.The gates of Hell.
5.Mr.T
6.My piggy bank.
7.The bottom of the seventh inning in a Yankees v.s. Mets game.
8.Not stopping at a red light.
9.Toe nail clippers.
10.A yellow Hummer.
11.The word "blowjob".
12.A grande soft taco.
13.The 80's hair-band Poison.
14.My koosh pillow, Mr. Oinkers.
15.Rough sex.
16.it went boom duh: im so impatienttt
it went boom duh: so im making a list of 101 things that little chris looks like
it went boom duh: tell me something he looks like
FLCLorFoo*y*ly: your ass
it went boom duh: thank you.
17.^Don's screename.
18.The inside of a creamsicle.
19.Hitler's bathtub.
20.A boob.
21.Not collecting $200 when you pass GO.
22.A kilometer.
23.The hole in a donut.
24.The Easter Bunny.
25.The apocalypse.
26.Three thousand seven hundred &five sequins.
27.Cher &Sonny.
28.A remote control speedboat.
29.An asian porn star named Ling Ling.
30.Fruit salad.
32.A pocket watch that was formerly owned by Richard Dawson.
33.A shot glass.
34.The White House.
35.Waving goodbye to your grandma.
36.A gecko named Nigel.
37.Tic tacs.
38.The Wu-Tang Clan.
39."LOL".
40.A period.
41.Candle wax.
42.Failing Math B.
43.Nectarines.
44.Cha-cha.
45.A penny.
46.Robbing a bank.
47.The underbelly of a rare Fox.
48.Tunafish sandwiches.
49.Naptime for Jackie.
50.Mick Jagger's bottom lip.
51.Puberty.
52.Koalas.
53.A Shoprite Price Plus Card.
54.Harry Potter AND The Goblet of Fire.
55.Machoke, the pokemon.
56.Pregnancy in the second trimester.
57.Crest Toothpaste.
58.The Pilsbury Dough Boy.
59.A hamster.
60.The word "meep".
61.My cell phone.
62.Palm trees with coconuts.
63.Napster.
64.A McChicken Sandwich.
65.Mr. Cheeks.
66.This list.
67.Don's earlobe.
68.The way teen spirit smells.
69.A capybara.
70.Waiting for someone everlong.
71.All of the Spice Girls.
72.Beerpong.
73.A beach ball.
74.The AIM yellow man.
75.The phrase "Whatcha talkin' bout Willis?".
76.An oil spill.
77.Being in debt.
78.Swedish fish.
79.Hula skirts.
80.The South Beach Diet.
81.Mastercard.
82.A mini-bus.
83.Spongebob Squarepants.
84.The Scream Trilogy.
85.The Boogeyman.
86.A flying saucer.
87.Being raped by Tim Allen.
88.Backyard wrestling.
89.The year 1983.
90.A deck of 52 cards.
91.A wine goblet.
92.A cherub.
93.Lightbulbs.
94.Being open 24/7.
95.Three weeks paid vacation.
96.An octagon.
97.Strip poker.
98.Sunglasses.
99.Herpes.
100.Beverly Hills.
&last but not least...
101.A motherfucking P I M P.

..and the sad thing is he looks like every single one of those things.
Previous post Next post
Up