smoked twenty joints;

[nicotinebullets]

Not going to lie, but things are picking up a bit around this place in a good way. Recently, it was nothing but long-ass cases that seemed to never end, but with some much needed help and patience, things are mellowing out. And now the only chaos and drama we see it right here in our department, where havoc never rests

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[dexterous_fake]

She looks like a whole new world of fun. I could get up early in the mornin' for that.

[nicotinebullets]

Through experience, me and you don't share the same definition of fun, so I'm a bit wary about that. I know I would need an extra does of aspirin to deal with you two in the mornings.

[dexterous_fake]

I like bite. A little bite never hurt anyone.

[nicotinebullets]

I don't think you realized that your first impression kinda put you in the "hurt" category.

[dexterous_fake]

And? As long as she doesn't go for the balls, I think I can manage.

You clearly haven't met my sister.

[nicotinebullets]

Sure, sure. Just don't come crying to me, Sabaku.

No, but I'm tempted to look her up sometime.

[dexterous_fake]

I don't cry funny man.

She only does bean poles.

[nicotinebullets]

Unless your balls are made out of iron, I highly doubt it.

What? Bean poles?

[dexterous_fake]

That's what cups are for.

Her boytoy. Bean pole. Besides, no reason to bring my sister into everything or I'm libel to call in sick most days.

[nicotinebullets]

True. You'll probably die of humiliation in the department, but no one's stopping you in wearing one.

She seems like the only person that can handle you, but if that's cheating, I understand. I'll learn some tricks from Kurenai or Short Fuse, whoever's willing to tell me more.