Was any of the lingerie good? Kidding, although it amazes me how juvenile some guys can get with these pranks. Mind you, this is why only you and Mustang know where the spare key to my office is kept.
[Private to Jean] Thank you, I love the gifts. I'll wear the necklace tonight.
Oh, I need your opinion on something, but it's a little...different. Also, Ryuzaki might be asking you for dating advice.
They actually were, though it's in the hands of the cleaners now. Well, it's how we survive in the office, whereas in the field, if they do something like this, I'd write them up.
[Private to Kurenai] I'm glad you like them. Hopefully I got your size down right for the t-shirt.
Opinion? I think I saw that one coming, Ryuzaki, I mean. What's this "doll" he's gotten himself for?
Ah, well was any of it anything you'd consider girlfriend-appropriate? That makes sense, chalk up yet another reason why I never followed in my parents footsteps. I don't have a good 'on the job' sense of humor.
[Private to Jean] I'm sure you did. I'll wear it sometime, possibly just that.
Yeah, and it's about that "doll". Uh, Ryuzaki wants to learn to be more social, and the doll is supposed to help with that. I'm concerned though, the doll has more than a passing resemblance to me and I'm trying not to be worried. Also, he feels of all the men he knows you're the most successful at dating. Take that as you will.
Most of it was black, though I kind of prefer you in red. I think it's a good balance for both of us, one in the office to keep the both of us sane is good.
Private to Kurenai
As geeky as it sounds, there was even a matching t-shirt. So one day, if we feel like being a couple of lovesick teenagers, we can wear them together.
For the passing semblance...should I be worried of a competitor here? Kidding, I think. Would it help that he could be introduced to someone else around his age?
Black lingerie always struck me as cheap, like that's what I wore in high school before I learned style. I do look good in red, I'll agree with you on that. Being able to keep each other sane at work is always good.
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I had no idea you have ever considered acting like a lovesick teenager? If we do, can we sit on the couch and make out while pretending to watch a movie? No hickeys though, or Mustang might bitch.
We've gone over this before, you have no competition. I think that would help, although most girls his age are far more advanced socially. We need a shy girl around his age, really. Also, we need him to absolutely not listen to any advice Kankuro has to offer.
Which then makes me curious to know what kind of kid you were in high school.
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Hey, sounds like a good idea. Oh, sorry in advance for hickies then, since it always sounds like a fun idea to get Mustang's panties in a twist. The man always did like his ladies to be clean.
Hear, hear to the Kankuro comment, although finding a girl would be hard. If I can rope find anyone, I'll let you know. Though I'm not the one for setting up blind dates. The concept was always kind of strange to me.
I was an absolute angel, depending. If you're really curious you can ask either myself or Asuma since he'd know, but I have this feeling you're not that curious. If it helps I only had one boyfriend for the entirety of my high school life.
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That should be fun. I honestly can't remember the last time I had visible hickeys, and I don't think I've ever given one - bite marks don't count. Are you lumping me in with Mustang's ladies, because if so I have no qualms about hitting you next time I see you.
There has to be someone out there kind and gentle enough to help with him, it's a shame Kankuro is dating the one girl I can think of though. Still, this is a big city and I'm patient. It is a strange concept.
Guess that's all I need to know, since I won't be calling up Asuma for the tidbits any time soon.
Private to Kurenai
Well, we'll see. As far as I know, you're not one of Mustang's ladies, so no, I'm not lumping you with them.
It's kind of funny how that one plays out, but I'm sure she's not the only one of her type around here. We could ask one of the office girls? The ones that aren't so chatty, I meant.
[Private to Jean]
Thank you, I love the gifts. I'll wear the necklace tonight.
Oh, I need your opinion on something, but it's a little...different. Also, Ryuzaki might be asking you for dating advice.
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[Private to Kurenai]
I'm glad you like them. Hopefully I got your size down right for the t-shirt.
Opinion? I think I saw that one coming, Ryuzaki, I mean. What's this "doll" he's gotten himself for?
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[Private to Jean]
I'm sure you did. I'll wear it sometime, possibly just that.
Yeah, and it's about that "doll". Uh, Ryuzaki wants to learn to be more social, and the doll is supposed to help with that. I'm concerned though, the doll has more than a passing resemblance to me and I'm trying not to be worried. Also, he feels of all the men he knows you're the most successful at dating. Take that as you will.
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Private to Kurenai
As geeky as it sounds, there was even a matching t-shirt. So one day, if we feel like being a couple of lovesick teenagers, we can wear them together.
For the passing semblance...should I be worried of a competitor here? Kidding, I think. Would it help that he could be introduced to someone else around his age?
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Private to Jean
I had no idea you have ever considered acting like a lovesick teenager? If we do, can we sit on the couch and make out while pretending to watch a movie? No hickeys though, or Mustang might bitch.
We've gone over this before, you have no competition. I think that would help, although most girls his age are far more advanced socially. We need a shy girl around his age, really. Also, we need him to absolutely not listen to any advice Kankuro has to offer.
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Private to Kurenai
Hey, sounds like a good idea. Oh, sorry in advance for hickies then, since it always sounds like a fun idea to get Mustang's panties in a twist. The man always did like his ladies to be clean.
Hear, hear to the Kankuro comment, although finding a girl would be hard. If I can rope find anyone, I'll let you know. Though I'm not the one for setting up blind dates. The concept was always kind of strange to me.
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Private to Jean
That should be fun. I honestly can't remember the last time I had visible hickeys, and I don't think I've ever given one - bite marks don't count. Are you lumping me in with Mustang's ladies, because if so I have no qualms about hitting you next time I see you.
There has to be someone out there kind and gentle enough to help with him, it's a shame Kankuro is dating the one girl I can think of though. Still, this is a big city and I'm patient. It is a strange concept.
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Private to Kurenai
Well, we'll see. As far as I know, you're not one of Mustang's ladies, so no, I'm not lumping you with them.
It's kind of funny how that one plays out, but I'm sure she's not the only one of her type around here. We could ask one of the office girls? The ones that aren't so chatty, I meant.
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Private to Jean
Good, I'd hate to be considered one of his ladies when I am clearly yours.
I don't know Jean, I'm going to be really picky when it comes to introducing girls to him. This is all just heavy stuff to consider.
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