smoked eighteen joints;

[nicotinebullets]

Usually when I think about vacations and time off, visits to mom in Jersey comes into mind and catching up with the fellas back home. Always a pleasure to see who got themselves tangled up in marriage and who got hit by kids the hardest. It's kind of scary to know that a lot of my classmates in elementary school have a family of their own now, but

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[crimsonkure]

I'm shocked, I had no idea things like marriage or family ever crossed your mind. What other kinds of things are you thinking about, or are those private considerations?

Ah yes, the wine. I was debating seeing about one of those tours they offer, but only if we could find the time without any problems.

[nicotinebullets]

Trust me, I'm probably more shocked than you are. I mean, imagining the sight of little Jean's running around? I don't know if that's more scary than global warming or not. As for what else I'm thinking of, I'd say you'll probably find it out sooner or later.

Would be good to get out and walk around, Ryuzaki included. Kid needs fresh air, I think.

[crimsonkure]

Oh good, we can be shocked together. Little Jean's seem a far cry better than Little Kurenai's, I mean I was not exactly the greatest kid. I was a brat, actually I stayed a brat up until I was really on my own. I will? Now you've got me curious, and you know what people say about curiousity.

I agree, he's so pale and always shut in. I'll have to find his shoes though. Can we agree that Ryuzaki probably shouldn't drink though? I'm not sure how his meds would interact with alcohol.

[nicotinebullets]

Yeah, it kind of offs the cat. Which shouldn't be something to look forward to, now that I think about it.

Truthfully, I think the guy needs something to loosen up, but you're right. I don't think a trip to the hospital is what he needs now.

[crimsonkure]

'Offs the cat'? That's a new one to me, explain please? No wait, I think I know what you mean and that compels me to ask - which would you prefer here, before I screw myself over, girlfriend response or analysis response?

He probably does, but until I know for certain what he's taking I don't want to risk it. I'd be a bad mommy to him if I did that.

[nicotinebullets]

I think I'd like the girlfriend response. No offense to the good Dr. Yuuhi, but I kind of value what my girlfriend has to say about this.

If you were my mom, I'd give you points for thinking about having good times in the beginning, if that helps. And I swear, it's not a Freudian concept this time, honest.

[crimsonkure]

I think I should warn you, the girlfriend response is more emotional and possibly not what you really want right now. I'll give you one more chance to decide again.

If I were your mom we'd both have a really screwed up situation, last I checked I was younger than you! Seriously though, this is the first 'maternal' experience I've ever had, I don't want to fail him like his own mother did.

[nicotinebullets]

Yep, I'm pretty sure with my choice. I might regret it, but it doesn't change the fact that my big mouth and lame judgment made me blather out what was passing through my mind. So I'm ready for the consequences. (Just don't hit me too hard when you see me in person, is all.)

I know, I know! It's just you in a maternal situation always pops up in my damn mind.

[crimsonkure]

Alright, you have been warned and are accepting of the consequences. Honestly, if you're scared or worried that things like marriage and kids will ruin what we have then it's not the right time. If you're just scared or worried that for whatever reason you'll be a horrible dad I already obsess over my mothering abilities so you're not alone in that. (Just...think before you bring up the future-talk things and I promise no violence.)

You know, Freud would have had a field day with you. Thankfully, I've always hated Freudian theory. It could be that you're fascinated by the idea of me doing all those maternal motherly things. I could go further, but I left my 'Shrink' hat at home.

[nicotinebullets]

...the only reason why I'm not tempted to reply is because I think this is something I have to say to you in person. But you'll only get a response if you promise to leave the face alone. It's definitely going to have to do with the future stuff, whether we like it or not. Cat's out of the bag now.

I count myself lucky for the mutual hate towards that guy. 'cause of him, I got a stinking F for a paper in my sophomore year of college.

[crimsonkure]

This sounds ominous, let me check and make sure Ryuzaki hasn't used up all the chocolate frosting just in case. I realize you're a police officer and used to dealing with criminals, but what part of 'I promise no violence' infers 'careful, I might go psycho hose-beast and break your beautiful face'? If you're going to be like this can we put the cat back in the bag? I'll cut airholes and everything.

He was far too obsessed with breasts and blaming all his issues on not having a vagina. And really, don't get me started on the whole penis envy bullshit. It's ridiculous.

[nicotinebullets]

It's not that I'm going to tell you something so horrible that I might be afraid that Mustang'll take up this opportunity to save you a la shining knight style. Just that I think it's better to tell you face to face. (And yes, this is me being scarily serious. Or maybe it's just me running out of cigarettes.) I think the cat can go free, we'll catch it later. I trust you with my "beautiful face".

You won't hear another word out of me about that pervert.

[crimsonkure]

If you truly feared that outcome I'd worry what I did to make you assume I'm that fickle. If it's that important I understand, you know how and where to find me. (It is somewhat scary, but I put my big girl panties on so I think we're okay to proceed.) Sounds good, although if she makes a mess you're cleaning it. As well you should.

That's the best news I've heard all day.