TEXT&VOICE MESSAGE POST ✖ gargleblasted

[nicotine_patch]

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VOICEMAIL; PRIVATE

[prayforprey]

god you're such'a fuckin' mess why do you always--

[ Interrupting inhalecrackle of a cigarette. ]

Oi, what're you doing. Why didn't you pick up? Hnnngh, I'm bored. There's too much static in the air.

[ ... Pause. You can practically hear the grin of yellow teeth. ]

I knew you got it. Wouldn' tell the fuckin' rat what was going on. Keep it tucked in your pants, yah? I've got a game pla--

[ Beep. ]

VOICEMAIL; PRIVATE

[prayforprey]

-- fuck! Don' do that.

Anyway, I gotta plan. So don't worry 'bout nothing, all right? Ring me back.

[ Click. ]

PHONECALL; PRIVATE

[nicotine_patch]

I'm the fuckin' mess...? Christ...

[RRRING]

Re: PHONECALL; PRIVATE

[prayforprey]

[ PICKS THAT MOTHERFUCKER UP ON THE SECOND RING. ]

Badou! ♥

Re: PHONECALL; PRIVATE

[nicotine_patch]

[a lazy rasp down the line]

Yoooo. [and straight to the point!] What should I be worryin' about, now?

VOICEMAIL; PRIVATE

[prayforprey]

Oi, Badou.

Heard you were a yoga teacher this month.

[ And with that, there's a cracklingcackling laugh--

click. ]

ACTION;

[nicotine_patch]

...

[rams two fingers viciously into the Guide]

MESSAGE DELETED.

VOICEMAIL;

[prayforprey]

[ Continuation of this. ]

Take it like a man, fucking christ.

[ SLAMS THE GUIDE AGAINST A WALL A FEW TIMES and THEN disconnects. ]

ACTION;

[nicotine_patch]

[listens to the technology abuse]

[bites his knuckle, because he's in public-]

[-but starts laughing anyway]

VOICEMAIL;

[prayforprey]

[ Continuation of idle-out. ]

... Badou.

[ Mostly breathing (not heaved, but...), before simply: ]

Call me.

[ Click. ]

Re: VOICEMAIL;

[nicotine_patch]

[nothing.]

[the Guide's lying by itself in 3-2.]

YOU HAVE; 1 NEW VOICEMAIL.