butt talk
It is hung behind me at work so, sometimes, I tend to forget that it is there.
"What is it?"
"What is it for?"
"Oh, honey, look! *giggles*"
"Madam, could you tell me what time it is...what's that??"
The thing
Ours is called the "bottom booster" and I'm the one that must explain the purpose of a bottom booster just 'cause I work there? At first, I must admit that it was funny to see the costumers reaction but now I'm just tired of explaining what it is bc why can't they just figure out by themselves? Ain't it obvious anyway? So I came up with a "scientific" explanation. Ahem. It is a tool to enhance the volume of your butt or just to be comfy at those long meetings at the office. I usually get an "oooh" after saying this. Can't they tell I'm not absolutely serious? Hey, I only read what was written on the box after all! ;P
"What is it?"
"What is it for?"
"Oh, honey, look! *giggles*"
"Madam, could you tell me what time it is...what's that??"
The thing
Ours is called the "bottom booster" and I'm the one that must explain the purpose of a bottom booster just 'cause I work there? At first, I must admit that it was funny to see the costumers reaction but now I'm just tired of explaining what it is bc why can't they just figure out by themselves? Ain't it obvious anyway? So I came up with a "scientific" explanation. Ahem. It is a tool to enhance the volume of your butt or just to be comfy at those long meetings at the office. I usually get an "oooh" after saying this. Can't they tell I'm not absolutely serious? Hey, I only read what was written on the box after all! ;P