Random Chat
Title: Random Chat
Pairing: Kibum/ Kevin
Rating: R
Summary: When you go to random chat sites, you think you'll never expect who to chat with. But Kibum does! Or so he thinks...
It was one of those nights when Kibum was alone in his room and feeling particularly horny. Getting up from his seat, he took out his best wife-beater, changed into it, and checked how he looked in the mirror before coming back to sit in front his desk. On his laptop (which was already turned on), he typed in the first random chat mate site for men that popped into his head. He turned his webcam on and took his laptop to his bed, and focused the camera so that it would show only up to his shoulders (he couldn’t risk being found out of course). Then he took his earphones, connected them to his laptop and put them on. Once everything was set, he clicked “start chatting”.
Being pretty meticulous when it came to his pornographic needs, he kept clicking “next” for the first few minutes, trying to avoid the guys he didn’t like. There were also some that he did like, but probably didn’t like him back. So he kept cruising through the pool of guys online, until he came across a certain chat partner whose webcam focused on a t-shirt and an arm… a slim, slightly muscular, sexy arm revealed by a shirt with sleeves rolled to the shoulder.
“This one…” Kibum thought. He started typing on the chat box before the other could think of looking for someone else.
You: Hey.
Partner: Hey.
You: Let me see your ass.
Partner: Hyung?
Hyung? What? Who was this? A Korean? Before Kibum became more confused, the guy on the other side of the screen turned his mic on and focused the webcam on his face. It was Kevin. It was Kevin with a bright smile holding up a box of chocolate milk.
“Hyung! Is that you? I recognize you from your room!”
Shit. Kibum clicked “next”.
That was scary! He never thought that Kevin would even be passing through a website like this one. But maybe it wasn’t Kevin. Yeah. It wasn’t Kevin. Why would his wholesome friend be looking around for someone to do dirty stuff with anyway?
Deciding that he was just seeing things, he resumed his “window shopping” activities until…
“HYUNG! Please don’t click next!” Kevin appeared again, expression visibly relieved to have returned to Kibum’s screen, although Kibum himself doesn’t know how the other recognized him without his face in view. There wasn’t an idea in his mind of what to do. Should he reveal himself? Should he just click “next”? What if his dongsaeng asks him about this when they meet? Ah. He knows! Deny, deny, DENY!
“Hyung, it’s you right? That’s a picture of your dog in the background!”
Kibum looked behind him and back at his laptop. The framed picture of him and his dog “Choco” was pretty visible on the left side of the screen. He’s trapped. There’s no other choice but to show his face. Still! Deny, deny, DENY! He pushed his laptop screen up to reveal his face, and turned his mic on.
“Kevin, it’s… It’s not what you think! I.. uhm… What are you doing here?!”
“Hyung, it is you! This website is scary! It says I can find friends here. But all I see are guys showing their private parts and asking me to show mine!” Kevin said with a pout, his eyes showing disappointment.
Dumbfounded. After all of these years, Kibum still can’t convince himself that Kevin was that innocent.
“How old are you again? 20?” How would a 20-year-old unknowingly go to a random guy chat site and not expect to see a penis?
“Soohyun hyung said this was a great way to find friends. Well at least I found you.”
Oh it’s the porn/webcam sex connoisseur that thought him about this. Figures. He takes every chance he gets to pollute someone’s mind, not to mention his own.
“What are the others doing? Don’t you have something scheduled for tomorrow?”
“Ah. Everyone else is outside watching TV. Tomorrow’s work starts in the afternoon so it’s okay to go to bed a little late.” Kevin said before sipping some chocolate milk from a straw.
Kibum smiled. Kevin can just be so cute. On most days, he actually enjoys the innocence. “Don’t tell anyone you saw me here okay?”
“Okay. Hyung! Let’s meet some time!”
“Sure, when do your promotions end? I think I’m booked for the rest of the month though.”
“We’ll be going around until June 10th.”
“Hmm… I’ll be working at home the whole of June. You can hang around the house and we’ll get dinner after. Bring Dongho too. I got his Softbank Hawks baseball cards signed on my last trip to Japan.”
“Oh, so how was Japan?”
That’s how it went for the next fifteen minutes until Kevin finished all his chocolate milk and decided he wanted to go watch TV.
“Remember! Don’t tell anyone that you saw me here okay!”
“Don’t worry hyung. I’ll protect you. Good night!”
“Good night!” Protect him? It’s more like he’s the one who has to protect Kevin from…
“Omo!!” Kibum immediately turned down the screen of his laptop when Kevin’s face on the site was replaced by someone who looked so much like… Soohyun? With caution, he lifted the screen up until only his collar bones and body were captured by the cam and saw none other than U-kiss’ leader Shin Soohyun. That was close! So close.
Partner: Hey.
Partner: Let me see your ass.
This time, Kibum was sure to click the “x” on his browser.