bwahaha i had to share this one...
Colonel Kurtz
You've seen 97% of the internet, and shed 83% of the tears...
I've seen horror... horror that you've seen.
You've seen it all. This is just another pitiful test in your long line of degraded porn, sub culture horror movies and snuff footage. The internet to you is like an anti-Willy Wonka factory. Total abysmal horror. Rivers of filth. Ooompa Loompa porn.
You've probably seen that Oompa Loompa porn, haven't you?
The horror... the horror...
My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 98% on experience
You scored higher than 96% on sadness
Link: The I've Been on the Internet Test written by DaveBrubeck on OkCupid Online Dating