Porterville Hell Yeah!
Porterville... Subject You know your in Porterville when....
You know your in Porterville when the primary spoken language is Spanglish.
You know your in Porterville when you see asian people at "zalud park" every summer.
You know your in Porterville when traveling just 30 miles out of the city is considered a road trip.
You know your in Porterville when your High School classroom parties double as baby showers.
You know your in Porterville when graduating from High School seems like an impossible goal.
You know your in Porterville when the thing to do after graduating High School is starting a family if you haven’t already done so.
You know your in Porterville when every guy has a brand new luxury car and still lives at home with his parents.
You know your in Porterville when you’ve been in community college for four years and are still undecided.
You know your from Porterville when the girl remix “Lean like a Chola” personally offends YOU or reminds you of girls you know.
You know your in Porterville when white girls are having quinceaneras.
You know your from Porterville when all the best restaurant's names start with "El" and "Los".
You know your from Porterville when you've been out of highschool for 5 years and you still go to all the football games wearing your letterman's jackets.
You know your in Porterville when you know at least 10 people or yourself who work at the Walmart Distribution Center, or as Portervillian’s know it “The DC”.
You know your in Porterville when you are in a car club or can name 10 people who have their cars in one with the stickers slapped on the back window.
You know your in Porterville when the Denny’s on Henderson is the spot to be after all the bars are closed, and go to the one “Off the 190” to avoid the drunks.
You know your in Porterville when you know to stay away from Wal-Mart (“The Porterville Mall”) on Sunday afternoons.
You know your in Porterville when the car wash on Olive turns into a car show on Friday and Saturday nights.
You know your from Porterville when you know to stay away from everything east of Plano St. if you don’t want to get shot.
You know your from Porterville when the fresh smell of the morning dew is the not so fresh smell of urine coming from the sewer plant in the middle of the city.
You know your in Porterville when every one in town knows yours and your mamas business.
You know your in Porterville when every guy is trying to become a Correctional Officer and every girl is trying to become a nurse.
You know your in Porterville when your dates usually end in an orange grove or some abandoned back road.
You know your in Porterville when the best parties are out in the boonies or some abandoned field.
You know your in Porterville when something happens on one day and the entire town is talking about it the next.
You know your in Porterville when everybody is connected to everybody though some weird connection.
You know your in Porterville when the white kids drive out to Pismo Beach to ride their quads on the sand dunes and the Mexicans drive up to the mountains to swim in the river.
You know your in Porterville when there are 10 quinceaneras going on in one Saturday and only one sweet sixteen every six months.
You know your in Porterville when there is only one place to go dancing if you choose not to go to the one of the ten quinceaneras.
You know your in Porterville when you see the same people at every party every weekend.
You know your from Porterville when everybody thinks everybody is a hater.
You know your from Porterville when you know and recognize EVERYBODY’S car.
You know your in Porterville when ONE person can have the whole town talking.
You know your from Porterville when leaving home to go to a University offends people…… “cuz now you think your all good”.
You know your from Porterville when even though you know all things listed are true, you love the town for it and wouldn’t want it any other way.
If you know your from Porterville repost this..... don't be ashamed.
You know your in Porterville when the primary spoken language is Spanglish.
You know your in Porterville when you see asian people at "zalud park" every summer.
You know your in Porterville when traveling just 30 miles out of the city is considered a road trip.
You know your in Porterville when your High School classroom parties double as baby showers.
You know your in Porterville when graduating from High School seems like an impossible goal.
You know your in Porterville when the thing to do after graduating High School is starting a family if you haven’t already done so.
You know your in Porterville when every guy has a brand new luxury car and still lives at home with his parents.
You know your in Porterville when you’ve been in community college for four years and are still undecided.
You know your from Porterville when the girl remix “Lean like a Chola” personally offends YOU or reminds you of girls you know.
You know your in Porterville when white girls are having quinceaneras.
You know your from Porterville when all the best restaurant's names start with "El" and "Los".
You know your from Porterville when you've been out of highschool for 5 years and you still go to all the football games wearing your letterman's jackets.
You know your in Porterville when you know at least 10 people or yourself who work at the Walmart Distribution Center, or as Portervillian’s know it “The DC”.
You know your in Porterville when you are in a car club or can name 10 people who have their cars in one with the stickers slapped on the back window.
You know your in Porterville when the Denny’s on Henderson is the spot to be after all the bars are closed, and go to the one “Off the 190” to avoid the drunks.
You know your in Porterville when you know to stay away from Wal-Mart (“The Porterville Mall”) on Sunday afternoons.
You know your in Porterville when the car wash on Olive turns into a car show on Friday and Saturday nights.
You know your from Porterville when you know to stay away from everything east of Plano St. if you don’t want to get shot.
You know your from Porterville when the fresh smell of the morning dew is the not so fresh smell of urine coming from the sewer plant in the middle of the city.
You know your in Porterville when every one in town knows yours and your mamas business.
You know your in Porterville when every guy is trying to become a Correctional Officer and every girl is trying to become a nurse.
You know your in Porterville when your dates usually end in an orange grove or some abandoned back road.
You know your in Porterville when the best parties are out in the boonies or some abandoned field.
You know your in Porterville when something happens on one day and the entire town is talking about it the next.
You know your in Porterville when everybody is connected to everybody though some weird connection.
You know your in Porterville when the white kids drive out to Pismo Beach to ride their quads on the sand dunes and the Mexicans drive up to the mountains to swim in the river.
You know your in Porterville when there are 10 quinceaneras going on in one Saturday and only one sweet sixteen every six months.
You know your in Porterville when there is only one place to go dancing if you choose not to go to the one of the ten quinceaneras.
You know your in Porterville when you see the same people at every party every weekend.
You know your from Porterville when everybody thinks everybody is a hater.
You know your from Porterville when you know and recognize EVERYBODY’S car.
You know your in Porterville when ONE person can have the whole town talking.
You know your from Porterville when leaving home to go to a University offends people…… “cuz now you think your all good”.
You know your from Porterville when even though you know all things listed are true, you love the town for it and wouldn’t want it any other way.
If you know your from Porterville repost this..... don't be ashamed.