IM AN ALCOHOLIC
soooooooooo yeah... i drink way to much. last night was our pimps and hoes party. i dont remember hardly any of it. why? TEQUILA! that's why... i am a beer drinker like no other. i dont usually drink hard liquor, but i did. i had like 5 shots of jose and 1800 and about 60 million cups of beer. i wore a slutty outfit that turned out kinda cute actually. short SHORT black skirt, see through pink shirt, hot pink fishnet stockings, my hot pink slippers and my pink pimp hat :) everyone was all decked out. SARAH WORE A SKIRT! this girl is the manliest and she was wearing hardly anything. my jessica wore a wig and some hooker boots and a snake skin skirt.. it was so fucking cute. awwwww...
so yeah, tennessee stole my hat and i chased him and slipped on ice and banged my face into the keg. my nose bled forever! it was sick. i went through like 4 body size towels of sarahs... it was crazy. now i have a swollen nose. i dont remember anything else of the night. oh and i remember goign downstairs when i was done bleeding and crying to this guy because my blood splattered all over his white brand new shirt. i felt horrible... and.... hm.. what else do i remember? oh my nick gondeck came! and tristan bailey! i haven't seen them in FOREVER. and tommy underwood. i've always loved him. he's always really nice to me... yeah then a fight broke out in front of the house and i tried to get jess back in the house before the cops came and she wouldn't come with me so i got pissed and went to sleep. supposedly tommy broke a bottle of tequila over this guys head. the last kegger, the guy who got the bottle knocked over his head started so much shit with me because i bumped into him and he spilled beer on himself. it was retarded so he deserved it... i dont like him. hm... well i am going to go back home.. to my new home :( aw.. it's weird saying that... randy said he bought me a present and it's a surprise so i have to go see RIGHT NOW what it is :) AWWWWWWWW randy loves me :)
you all who read this should call me sometime and SARAH EISELE I PROMISE I'LL ANSWER MY PHONE THIS TIME!
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so yeah, tennessee stole my hat and i chased him and slipped on ice and banged my face into the keg. my nose bled forever! it was sick. i went through like 4 body size towels of sarahs... it was crazy. now i have a swollen nose. i dont remember anything else of the night. oh and i remember goign downstairs when i was done bleeding and crying to this guy because my blood splattered all over his white brand new shirt. i felt horrible... and.... hm.. what else do i remember? oh my nick gondeck came! and tristan bailey! i haven't seen them in FOREVER. and tommy underwood. i've always loved him. he's always really nice to me... yeah then a fight broke out in front of the house and i tried to get jess back in the house before the cops came and she wouldn't come with me so i got pissed and went to sleep. supposedly tommy broke a bottle of tequila over this guys head. the last kegger, the guy who got the bottle knocked over his head started so much shit with me because i bumped into him and he spilled beer on himself. it was retarded so he deserved it... i dont like him. hm... well i am going to go back home.. to my new home :( aw.. it's weird saying that... randy said he bought me a present and it's a surprise so i have to go see RIGHT NOW what it is :) AWWWWWWWW randy loves me :)
you all who read this should call me sometime and SARAH EISELE I PROMISE I'LL ANSWER MY PHONE THIS TIME!
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